Colton Haynes has some big news…he’s finally a daddy!
Well, a cat dad, but we’ve all got to start somewhere.
In a video titled “IM FINALLY A DADDY!!! Wait…”, the 31-year-old Arrow star introduces his “son,” Timothee Chalameow.
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“This is my life now, folks – trying to win the affection of a cat,” he says as Chalameow hides under the couch. “I’m so excited! I was born to be a cat dad.”
“Come here, come cuddle with me,” he continues. “I just want your love and affection.” Parenthood is not without its challenges.
Watch the saga unfold below:
Chrisk
Dumb but cute video. Yes. Adopt. That goes for kids too. Nothing cute about pound puppies and baby surrogates.
Patrick
All of our dogs were pound puppies, & they were all adorable, sweet, loving & well behaved. Adopt – don’t shop!
ShiningSex
at first i was thinking who cares if this queen is a dad.
kids are awful and it’s so boring.
baggins435
A dog likes you unless you treat it badly. A cat either likes you or it doesn’t. My brother’s cat assumes anyone sitting down is doing so in order to give him the attention he deserves and will jump in your lap almost the same instant you sit. If he even thinks you are going to sit, he will run past you so he is waiting at the chair which is no end of amusing when you are just walking by.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Absolutely silly and inane however it’s cute and I love “come cuddle with me”. I would like to see him cuddling with the real Timothee 😉
MrMoby
De-clawing a cat is terribly cruel. Cats use their claws for protection and feel defenseless without them. This can result in undesirable behaviors such as withdrawal and biting. Most vets realize this and will not perform the surgery. If you love your cat, don’t do it.
Goforit
Pull your fingernails out and see how you like it.
frey
Congratulations daddy!
No declawing that’s cruel and a horrible thing to do to a cat.
It’s crazy that you even thought about it.
You are lucky you are cute and so is your new baby.
QJ201
This is the only queer site that regularly features this guy
just an observation.
Black Pegasus
He should’ve stayed in the closet and maybe he would’ve gotten featured on JustJared or TMZ with his beard. Kinda like Shawn Mendes.
#Bloop
justgeo
Good luck with an old ass cat! Uck-not a cat person here.
Tombear
My cat Tiddles only likes men for some reason. She is female so I think she may be a love slut!