Colton Haynes Hangs With Gays, Tom Daley’s Speedo Shrinks & Barbra Streisand More Flawless Than Ever This Week On Instagram

Now that you know how to take a proper dick pic and hook up online, step up your Instagram game with some inspiration from the pros:

Drag Race alum Detox is hanging out with Men.com gay porn director Marc MacNamara. Could she be planning a gay porn comeback?

Michael Sam makes history as the first openly gay active player in the NFL.

Colton Haynes snaps a selfie with out actor John Barrowman, one week after spending some time with his married gay brother. Perhaps he’s planning something big?

Brace yourself. Ashley Parker Angel’s comeback game is strong, and he’s confirming he’s an exhibitionist.

Ricky Martin made love to his spaghetti.

Scottish rugby stud Thom Evans loses his shirt on a lake in Portugal.

Olympic judo athlete Ashley McKenzie teases his 2015 calendar shoot. Which studly 2015 calendar will you buy?

Sir Ian McKellen recreates an epic Lord of the Rings moment on a cobblestone street: “Fly, you fool!

Barbra Streisand, the first human in history to effectively reverse the aging process, has joined Instagram: “Hello Instagram… isn’t my Samantha just precious?”

Why does Tom Daley even wear clothes?

Why does Terry Miller even wear clothes?

Why does Andy Cohen even wear clothes?

Davey Wavey and Jake Bass are apparently taking showers together now. Watch them measure Jake’s dick here.

Drag Race faves Milk and Joslyn Fox surround winner Bianca Del Rio in various stages of undress.

Pop diva Justin Bieber wears his pants around his thighs. His reported net worth is $80 million.

Brazilian porn star Harry Louis visited “the most beautiful beach in the entire world,” has the most beautiful abs in the entire world.

Professional boxer Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather paid someone to give him a sponge bath, even though we would have done it for free.

Jack Laugher snuggles up with a new friend. Will Chris Mears be jealous?

Dan Osborne shared a photo of himself attending the Expendables 3 premiere in London, conveniently cropping it right above his massive headline-grabbing bulge.