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Colton Haynes and husband Jeff Leatham go ahead and show you their “full moons” on Instagram

While vacationing in Turks and Caicos as one is wont to do on an off week, actor Colton Haynes and husband Jeff Leatham went ahead and decided it was high time that they show off their “full moons” on Instagram, because it was their civic duty to do so.

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We know you’re all about the hunt, so we won’t post them here — but if you set aside a few hours of your day for some intensely hardboiled investigative work, you might be able to unearth the photos yourself.

Just please, please, please don’t tell anyone we’re the ones who tipped you off, because… discreet. Tnx.

Everyday I spend with you becomes the new best day of my life @jeffleatham ??? ? x @jshmln

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