Hey, what did you do last weekend? Colton Haynes spent his deep in the woods, half naked, and swinging from vines like Tarzan.
The 30-year-old actor posted a photo of himself swinging from a rope over a body of water, along with the caption: “I can’t promise I didn’t swing back to land cause the water was so cold but I at least swung on the rope so leave me alone.”
Honestly, we care less about how cold the water was and more about whether Colton’s swim trunks stayed on. They look like they’re about fall right off!
We’re glad to see Colton having such a great time after what has been a challenging year. Not only did he lose his mother in March, but he and his husband, Jeff Leatham, split in May. Although, according to Gus Kenworthy, they guys are “working on things”.
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Speaking to US Weekly recently, Kenworthy said: “I think that they’re in a good place. I don’t know if they’re back together or if they’re not going to be together, but I think that they’re in a good place.”
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Related: Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham “working on things” after filing for divorce, says Gus Kenworthy
Ashke113
Ok a couple gripes about this.
1: can you not post EVERYTHING Colton does in his life please, some of us would like to come on your site and see something of some substance posted other than of a vapid queen doing absolutely nothing interesting.
2: why do you feel it necessary to post not only his age but the age of EVERY person you talk about every goddamn time. And you post about the same damn people day in and day out. Chage thus shit up a bit at least, you know some of us would lime to hear about someone other than just the same old people (and for those of you that will say “then go to another site if you don’t like it” go to hell I go where I please)
3: Colton did not nearly lose his trunks they were on just like any other person that wears them. Stop click baiting, I know you do that to get views on an article but it’s unfair to those people that find Colton hot and were looking to get a peek at his ass. You got their hopes up they had phone in one hand drawers at their ankles hand lubed ready to beat their dicks like a turkish prisoner only to find that you lied to them. Think about their poor blue balls and now they’re searching pornhub lol ???????
nm4047
so you read it then!
Greg
They post everything about Colton except when he shoots his fresh hot load.
Ashke113
Ok I had a few typos my bad I was walking and typing and this friggin sun is too damn bright?
Lacuevaman
dont worry, no one read you
dannysax
Sounds like a jealous queen to me! Colton is and always will be prime example of a hottie who finally came out of the closet and def. not a queen. If you want what you consider “interesting” go to the OMG blog or pornhub yourself. Queerty does a decent job of focusing on very diverse people and not the same ones all the time. Don’t read it if it upsets you so much.
yaletownman
Oh look, a tired, old, intellectually inept queen using “you’re jealous” to defend their fantasy husband. . You’re about as basic as your taste. No wonder variety doesn’t appeal to you.
Chrisk
Jesus. I knew no matter what was said you’d be coming out of the woodwork. You’re just all jealous! Lol Maybe if you had read his comment you’d understand never said he didn’t find Colton hot. Just wishing there was more variety and pointing out the tired use of click bait to bring him here. It’s a legitimate complaint.
GetOffMyInternets
Not jealous. He’s a shitty actor, he’s not my type (and with Jeremy Helliger’s most preachy and recent article on here, according to Jeremy I’m not allowed to have preferences), there are far better looking men, and he’s always half naked. He’s only news here, because David wants to phuck him, and Colton (who has no career really worth writing about) posts vapid content. Content that the equally vapid David writes. I’m not jealous of Colton, why should I be jealous of someone who doesn’t impress me? Dislike doesn’t equal jealousy (unless the gushing fan doesn’t feel validated by all people, so all haters are jealous) Wish him the best, but there’s plenty of more interesting people out there, but since they don’t have a six pack, its not content unless it’s from David’s repetitive spank bank of Colton, Tom Daly, Nico, and most anyone who smiled for a camera.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Which David are you referring to??
GetOffMyInternets
David Grant, you dork. 😉
ElPillo
1) those shorts are faaaaaaar from being anywhere near falling off. Maybe the writer is a grandmother.
2) Yes, he’s cute. But, beginning to get bored with stupid no-news articles. I won’t be surprise if queerly to starts making fawning news of Colton farting or tying his shoes or eating an enchilada…
frankcar1965
Stupid dipshit, you sure read it enough to make a ignorant comment.
Creamsicle
Can queerty start reporting on Haynes’s bowel movements and whether or not he has dandruff next? I swear, either someone has an incurable boner for him, or is getting regular blowjobs from his publicist.
startenout
I normally give you guys a pass and think people are overreacting to how much you post about certain celebrities, but come on! This is not even “not news,” but that picture doesn’t even come anywhere near validating your salacious headline.
Be better.
Terrycloth
Here’s what I say…YAWN
batesmotel
It must be a slow news day. Colton looks good, yes, but maybe reveal something about him that shows he has depth and substance as well. I have yet to see that with him.
Lacuevaman
does this loser pay queerty for this nonsense?
DCguy
It’s at the point where his live looks depressing. It seems like he can’t let himself have any fun, no matter what he does he needs to have a photographer there to take these staged photos.
The guy should relax, go away for a few weeks with no phone.
James
COLTON HAYNES FARTS. COLTON HAYNES CROSSES THE STREET. COLTON HAYNES STARTS A CAR. COLTON HAYNES DIALS A TELEPHONE NUMBER. COLTON HAYNES MAKES TEA.
WHO CARES.
Greg
Nearly loses? Well unless he actually loses his swim trunks while swinging on a vine like Tarzan, who cares? Show me the money.
TornadoTor
The amount of times they post about Colton is fine by me, but the funny thing is the demographic of people on this site. So… I saw an age demographic on here being quite shocking. I am 26, and I fit into only 9% of the age of readers on here, the majority of age comes from the 55+ group and then quite a few from the Under 18 group haha.. So 1. Little Youngins tryin to see something they shouldn’t (although its not porn, some could be risque) and 2. Old farts need some good eye candy, but in a way it’s creepy unless it’s dealing with a topic from their age group… idk.. I’ve had really old guys (55+) hit on me and try to get in my pants and I find it VERY disturbing…. so .. rant over lol or “insight” over haha