Colton Haynes’ nip slip, Tyson Beckford’s birthday bulge, & Nyle DiMarco’s bare bum

This week, unapologetic former hooker Robert Sepúlveda Jr. released a hooker calendar, Calvin Klein offered to dress Melania Trump, Bob the Drag Queen was banned from Grindr, and straight guys having “dude sex” was all the rage. Here’s what happened on Instagram:

Ryan Phillippe brought his dog to the gym. Woof!

Anton Hysén took a handful.

British presenter Ore Oduba presented himself.

?Xmas shopping ??? #keepdancing #loseastone #bringontheturkey ? ?

A photo posted by Ore Oduba (@oreodubaofficial) on

Blake Skjellerup got a haircut.

Fresh hair cut Mondays! #love #haircut

A photo posted by Blake Skjellerup (@blakeskjellerup) on

Thai model Chal Harn lit himself up.


A photo posted by Chal Harn (@chalharn) on

Out model Jon Kortajarena worked out to M.I.L.F. $. (He’s the babe in the music video, ya know.)

Olly Murs worked on his abs.

I'm a StarBoy??

A video posted by Olly Murs (@ollymurs) on

Colton Haynes showed his nips for Christmas.

"Show us ur tits!!!". The #1 thing said to me online this yr. Happy Holidays…ur all getting coal? ?x @allymaki

A photo posted by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on

Tyson Beckford turned 46!

46 but feel 26! HBD to me! #????#tysonbeckford #miami #teamtyson #fit #abs #chest

A photo posted by Tyson C.Beckford Aka ? (@tysoncbeckford) on

Anderson Cooper‘s boyfriend (on the right) washed elephants in Myanmar. Suddenly we need a bath as well.

@pablor2810 and Benjamin after washing the elephants

A photo posted by andersoncooper (@andersoncooper) on

Austin Armacost revealed his new thigh tats.

PRESENTING: my new tats! White Rose = Yorkshire Rose Peony = State Flower of Indiana

A photo posted by austinarmacost (@austinarmacost) on

Nyle DiMarco fell to the floor.

I can be such a big baby ??? #fetalposition Shot by the best @yutsai88!!!

A photo posted by Nyle DiMarco (@nyledimarco) on

Thai singer Nat Sakdatorn hit the gym

Michael Phelps posed with all his medals.

Greatness. Photo by Simon Bruty @anychance_

A photo posted by Sports Illustrated (@sportsillustrated) on

Greg Louganis met a hot Santa, fitness trainer Evan Betts.

Matt Lister did two hours of “slut drops.”

Kevin Hart hawked underwear for the holidays.

Gus Kenworthy took home a new trophy!

Michael and Ted reunited!

Look who I ran into! Hey Qafamily, it's Scott @scolo Lowell!

A photo posted by Hal Sparks (@halsparks) on

Team GB divers Jack Laugher, Matty Lee and Daniel Goodfellow spent the holidays in the pool.

??Merry Christmas to everyone from us three??

A photo posted by Matty Lee (@mattydiver) on

Jason Derulo took his Lambo to Miami.

Miami Vice

A photo posted by Jason (@jasonderulo) on

Derek Hough went diving in Belize.

Gone diving #Belize #theBlueHole #benstiller haha

A photo posted by Derek Hough (@derekhough) on

Davey Wavey spent too much time in Texas.

I think I spent too much time in Texas… ?

A photo posted by Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) on

Nico Tortorella took ayahuasca.

this pretty much sums up the week. ayahuasca. white dragon. #niconiconico

A photo posted by nicotortorella (@nicotortorella) on

And Walter Savage posed for Rick Day.

savage. soul. nyc @thewaltersavage

A photo posted by Rick Day (@rickdaynyc) on

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