Grab your Bible, brimstone and buttered popcorn! Ray Comfort, a close personal pal of confirmed Creationist wackadoodle Kirk Cameron, is about to release a feature-length film called Audacity, which plumbs the depths of two hot-button issues: gay marriage and God’s unstoppered wrath.
Comfort (who believes bananas are incontrovertible proof of God’s existence because they fit in your hand) executive produced this tacky tale of a bike messenger/aspiring comedian (Traver Owens) who must defend his stubborn views on religion and homosexuality in the face of militant, in-yo-face gays and gay supporters. Judging by the trailer, he’s harangued by an uppity young woman with a gay sister (the audacity!), two lesbians who brightly chirp about their marriage license in the tight confines of an elevator (the audacity!), and then, just to be that way, a scary guy with a gun (the audacity!)
We’ve watched the trailer five times and still have no idea what’s going on, but it definitely looks cringey-hilarious in its infinite ineptitude, and we’ll be watching the whole goddamn thing with Godspeed. OH, THE AUDACITY…!
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Raúl Hernández
Let the Dick Cameron memes begin!
Kevin J Desmond
He’s a fucken putz
Kevin O'Brien
It drives me crazy that so much money goes to make movies like this. Here’s a film we’re making – it’s quite the opposite of this in every way. Looking for funding now… http://endofthedayfilm.com
Jonny B. Mitchell
Ugh
Rich Penway
and by “Buddy”,,,you mean butt buddy!
Creig Stearne
I see another bigot hiding behind religion. Hypocrites!
AtticusBennett
cameron lost the plot decades ago. what a prig.
Will Glitzern
When the trailer spins out of control, you know it’s bad.
EdWoody
So who is this Traver Owens boy? He seems rather pretty, and it’s a shame someone so young and attractive is involved in this. Unless he actually believes in what his character is saying, then the only other option is that he’s doing it ironically in the belief it’s a spoof. Because I refuse to believe that any poor starving young actor looking to get some names on his resume would resort to this shit. He’d whore himself on the street first.
james_in_cambridge
Main actor there looks super-gay. I mean, he’s an actor; the chance he’s not gay has to be miniscule.
Atomicrob
Are he and his “buddy” lovers? Perhaps they’re hiding their affair?
Glücklich
OK, I’ll say it since Ed Woody, above makes mention of the attractiveness of of the lead. The tall guy on the right at 0:40 is right up my alley.
The film looks like some sort of MTV after school special and won’t pollute my eyes unless it has some unintentionally humorous quality.
Robert Kinzey
Maybe if we stop responding to these so called non judging Christians they will go away. Oh that’s right it’s fine if they judge others.
Phil McNamara
Kirk Cameron is A big closeted sissy!!
Ladbrook
What about a cute indy film about Cameron leading his neighborhood Bible study and then slipping off to cruise public parks for blowjobs. Wouldn’t that be a more believable plot line?
Art Flores
Anyone who spends this much time on their heterocentric issues is repressed
mcflyer54
@EdWoody: Travis Owens was featured in 3 episodes of “Sordid Lives: The Series” which ran on LOGO in 2008. Anyone familiar with the series knows that it takes religion (especially Southern Baptist) none too seriously and has a very gay friendly tone. Owens also has numerous other movie/TV credits including “Friday Nights Lights”. So, like with all performers, he’s simply doing a job for which he was hired (and might eventually regret) and should not be held accountable for the actions and/or attitude of the character he is portraying. I know actors who would have turned down a role in this type film and actors (even gay ones) who would have accepted (and defended) their artistic right to perform in such a film. These things are made for a specific audience, are rarely successful financially (even though made on the cheap), and never cross over to mainstream audiences and/or succes. Aside from all those elements they are usually cringe inducingly bad and change absolutely no one’s mind about religion or anything else, other than bad film making.
Cam
Oh, so that’s who Kirk’s sleeping with these days.
Michael Martinez
You know, these two have got to be sleeping together. They probably involve farm animals in their depravity as well.
John Kuehnle
If I could take back the times I thought he was cute.
LadyL
Oh, is she still here…?
LadyL
Typo. Meant is HE still–
You know what, leave it.
tricky ricky
@EdWoody: TRAVIS Owens. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2548538/?ref_=tt_cl_t1 did 3 episodes of sordid lives which I guess is kind of gay and has a selfie w/Neil Patrick Harris on his imdb page.
Tom Remillard
BRYANinSF
There are some Christians who seem to be doing everything they can to destroy their own religion. In the meantime, they’re doing everything they can to ridicule, bully, hurt, insult, encourage hate, lie about, and discriminate against us.
mcflyer54
@BRYANinSF: How true. The phony “war on Christians” appears so to be self induced. They not only started their own war they spend an enormous amount of time complaining about it.
McShane
Just watch this and try to keep a “straight” face.
https://youtu.be/2z-OLG0KyR4
musctop
The big question: When will it wash up on Lifetime?
McShane
Sorry, my bad. Pot is legal in Oregon and I’m extra ripped. I didn’t see the link…
https://youtu.be/tKdcjJoXeEY
Caleb Abrams
I hope he chokes on a hot dog and dies. It be just like choking on dick. Lol
James
Bomb at the box office.
jwtraveler
So what? I am sure it will be as successful as kirk’s last film.
Josh447
Josh447
As statistics prove, a guy who is obsessively homophobic is covering up a big sexual secret. Gay or bi I imagine. My hit is he hit the religious circuit to deal with a big bad c××× sucking secret in hopes of redemption by that non existent fake man made god so many are duped by. Unfortunately for all of us, negative group hypnotics hurts us all.
Stache99
@EdWoody: Yes it’s such a shame such beautiful people are acting in this. Ugly people. Well, who cares. fuck em.
Stache99
@McShane: I guess you could say the same about a dick.
charlie_jackpot
@Glücklich: Seems to be Ben Price and Australian comedian http://www.benpricecomedy.com/audacity-trailer/
NoCagada
Now, STOP IT! He’s just trying to raise money for Bristol Palin’s second christian bastard child
mcflyer54
@NoCagada: Speaking of Bristol, did you know there is petition circulating to have put Bristol on the quarter? Something to do with the quarter being two bits … not exactly sure what that’s all about.
Glücklich
@charlie_jackpot:
Thanks! Handsome guy. Too bad about his choice of roles. I don’t recall seeing him on TV in Australia but his CV leads me to believe he does clean comedy. Boring.
Billysees
@BRYANinSF:
” …some Christians…seem to be doing everything they can to destroy their own religion. ”
That’s as simple a truth as can be said. Their constant ‘sitting in the seat of the scornful’ against LGBTs makes their own Christian beliefs shallow and without meaning.
” In the meantime, they’re doing everything they can to ridicule, bully, hurt, insult, encourage hate, lie about, and discriminate against us. ”
And ‘in the meantime’ here’s what they should seriously consider —
Matthew 7: 1-5
1. Do not judge, so that you won’t be judged
2. You will be judged by the same standard you use to judge others. The standards you use for others will be applied to you.
3. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?
4. How wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5. Hypocrite! First take the log out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.
Mature Christians will always try to —
Follow after the things that make for peace and the things that can be done to be helpful towards others…….Romans 14:19.