Queerty is better as a member
I was thinking this was a gag gift, but I see that they are serious about this being a common fashion accessory. One would have to be very careful where they wear this.
I’ve read many STUPID, worthless articles on Queerty; however….
I doubt you will find these at Wally World
It would go well with those pants Queerty showed pictures of a few years ago that had a fabric one hanging off the front.
This product reminds me of the “pet rock.” Worthless. The Dicktie is one of the most stupid products ever. It doesn’t even look good. I wouldn’t be caught dead with such a tie. I predict that the company will go bankrupt in two months. I can only see somebody buying this tie as a wise-ass joke gift.
Unfortunately they are very ugly.
Silly, bad idea. I hope they didn’t make too many of these.
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in my life
Targeting the overlap between “situations dressy enough to wear a tie” and “situations where references to bodily functions and/or genitals” is going to be tough…
^should include the words “are ok” before “is going to be tough.
This tie should at least come with instructions, and enough extra length, to make a balls-shaped knot.
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