“Condom Olympics” And “Queer Prom” Touch Down At Nation’s Oldest Private Military Academy

Ah, the hallowed traditions of Gay Pride! Lip-synching for your life, lube-wrestling competitions, aren’t they just wonderful?

Now that “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” has been repealed for over six months, the raunchier aspects of LGBT culture are starting to come out at military academies.

Over at Norwich University, the nation’s oldest private military academy, the AP reports that this week has been declared Gay Pride week.

Yesterday, cadets participated in “sessions about handling bullying and harassment.” To come later in the week: “Queer Prom” and “Condom Olympics,” the latter of which the AP does not describe in detail.

We imagine it involves seeing who can roll them most condoms onto bananas in a minute? Come to think of it, that could be helpful for overseas combat, couldn’t it?