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Confirmed: Adrian Grenier Has A Huge Penis, “Big” Bush

Cast member of the HBO series 'Entourage' Adrian Grenier at the 2011 Summer Television Critics Association Cable Press Tour in Beverly HillsIt has been confirmed that Adrian Grenier, the incredibly sexy Entourage star who is actually not the guy from Swimfan, has an enormous penis and does not manscape the “big bush” surrounding it.

The juicy details were published by E! yesterday in an advertorial for Courtney Robertson, a woman who appeared on a previous season of ABC’s family-friendly polygamist dating show The Bachelor. In true reality “star” fashion, she’s publishing a book about all the men she’s slept with, which reportedly includes Grenier and hunky Desperate Housewives gardener Jesse Metcalfe.

Believe it or not, Jesse Metcalfe is also not the the guy from Swimfan. (That guy’s name is Jesse Bradford, and these men all look identical.)

Robertson, who has admittedly had sex with no more than 15 men in her life, confirms that Grenier had the biggest dick of them all:

According to the book, they met at an A-List mansion party; she writes that they bonded over a “mutual loneliness in LA,” yet she didn’t feel a spark. She did, however, feel a fondness for hooking up with him and claimed/bragged/overshared, “He had the biggest penis I’d ever seen—and the biggest bush!”

The TV personality claims they never had “actual sex” in the six years the Entourage star (Vincent Chase)d her and he is still in hot pursuit, booty-call texting her to this day. According to the book, the last time her wrote her, he asked, “Are you still on that show?”

She also masturbated to Dawson’s Creek as a teen. It’s not clear whether her “actual” sexual conquests also include members of that cast.