Confirmed: Adrian Grenier Has A Huge Penis, “Big” Bush

Cast member of the HBO series 'Entourage' Adrian Grenier at the 2011 Summer Television Critics Association Cable Press Tour in Beverly HillsIt has been confirmed that Adrian Grenier, the incredibly sexy Entourage star who is actually not the guy from Swimfan, has an enormous penis and does not manscape the “big bush” surrounding it.

The juicy details were published by E! yesterday in an advertorial for Courtney Robertson, a woman who appeared on a previous season of ABC’s family-friendly polygamist dating show The Bachelor. In true reality “star” fashion, she’s publishing a book about all the men she’s slept with, which reportedly includes Grenier and hunky Desperate Housewives gardener Jesse Metcalfe.

Believe it or not, Jesse Metcalfe is also not the the guy from Swimfan. (That guy’s name is Jesse Bradford, and these men all look identical.)

Robertson, who has admittedly had sex with no more than 15 men in her life, confirms that Grenier had the biggest dick of them all:

According to the book, they met at an A-List mansion party; she writes that they bonded over a “mutual loneliness in LA,” yet she didn’t feel a spark. She did, however, feel a fondness for hooking up with him and claimed/bragged/overshared, “He had the biggest penis I’d ever seen—and the biggest bush!”

The TV personality claims they never had “actual sex” in the six years the Entourage star (Vincent Chase)d her and he is still in hot pursuit, booty-call texting her to this day. According to the book, the last time her wrote her, he asked, “Are you still on that show?”

She also masturbated to Dawson’s Creek as a teen. It’s not clear whether her “actual” sexual conquests also include members of that cast.

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  • drivendervish

    Adrian may have a big penis or he may not. I don’t see how a woman who has only seen 15 or so is qualified to “confirm” anything. I would like to hear more about Jesse Metcalfe though.

  • Nowuvedoneit

    Lol, 15 and now she’s an expert! I wonder what that makes me, a Ph.d?

  • BBellairs

    I must see visual proof, PLEASE!

  • Cam

    I always love how people that are groupie “Star-F***ers so often try to claim that they really are pretty innocent.

    Yeahhhhhhhhh, you’ve only slept with a few people and all of them happened to be famous? Hmmmm, I’m guessing that their security guards and the hotel staff that let you know where they were staying would have some additional stories. lol

  • Desert Boy

    I love a big penis. However, I don’t love a big bush. Come on, Adrian, learn to manscape. I’ll gladly teach you.

  • Larry

    Good for him! Pubic hair was put there for a reason, not for show purposes.

  • decampbell

    I love a full bush!

  • Niall

    He has the “biggest penis I’ve ever seen” does not necessarily confirm it’s big, just that it’s the biggest she’d ever seen, for all we know she could have seen some small/average ones.

  • NiceNCool1

    Pics or it isn’t true. ;)

  • mcflyer54

    She simply said it was the biggest she had ever seen. Could be the same as someone saying a Volkswagen is the biggest car they had ever driven. It’s only “biggest” when comparing it only to what you know.

  • hotshot70

    I agree with BBellairs, show us the goods, or don’t bother reporting this in the site…

  • crowebobby

    Excuse me, but one of the very first penises I ever had (or attempted to have) was 12 inches long and almost as thick as a milk bottle. I’ve seen thousands since, but I never doubted from the first sight of that thing that it was very big by any standards.

  • DickieJohnson

    A man’s crotch is SUPPOSED to be hairy. It’s for pheromone distribution, to alert bottoms that he wants to scatter his seed. Don’t you b*tches know ANYthing???

  • brokeback gypsy

    @crowebobby: Everything seems bigger when you were a kid.

  • samwise343

    @Niall: What if she’s including what she has seen in porn?

  • jonjct

    @crowebobby: a WHAT,”milk bottle”? huh?

  • Dxley

    What the fuck is she doing here? Who gives a fuck about how many dicks she’s taken and how’s this even newsworthy?! A woman talking about men isn’t what I came here for.

  • Bopper1

    …hilarious, but can somebody tell me why any of this matters?…

  • Maximilian

    With a face and body like that who cares?


  • Mezaien

    When I see it I believe it!.

  • WuzUpYall

    He is gross.

  • biscuit_batter

    yum, i find Adrian very attractive and sexy. nothing wrong with a full bush either:)

  • gskorich

    queerty is really funny sometimes in what they call appropriate. ask a transwoman about her genitals and look out, andy cohen asks shaw about his dick size and they throw hime to the wolves but a woman tells us someone has a huge dick and its free range. lol

  • nevereclipsed81

    She’s writing a book about masterbating to Dawson’s Creek, and using Adrian Greniers penis to sell it? uhm. apparently anybody can get a book deal nowadays.

  • Marc

    The only bush I never cared for was the one that was at the White House. Men should look like men, not 12 year old boys.

  • Curtispsf

    My only hope is that Adrian Grenier’s “big bush” isn’t Barbara Bush.

  • crowebobby

    @jonjct: If you were around in the 1940’s you would know how thick a mild bottle was.

  • jazz4108

    Not to get political but Bush in the white house. The Republicans have and are working overtime to destroy the LGBTQ community. That is there only agenda other then overturning Obama care which will take my insurance away I desperately need.

  • jazz4108

    On topic, if he’s anything like the pictures that queerty linked too with the flag pole dick then his Bush might help in how he looks. That flag pole guy had a little mustache above it. Man was it a huge and uncut.

  • georgemed222

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