Conservative UK Politician Caught In Gay Porn Scandal

Richard Barnbrook

It’s not really all the penises that have British National Party (BNP) councillor Richard Barnbrook sitting in hot water, but the sheer “liberalness” of it all. The BNP is a conversative party in the UK that has “wiping out homosexuality” among its list of platform goals.

As a member of the party, Mr. Barnbrook’s politics seem to have shifted quite a bit since the 1980s when he made a student film he then described as “Marxist gay cinema from conceptual artist Barnbrook.” So not only did have naked guys touching each other, but also Marxist undertones, which means he made quite a 180 degree shift in point of view.

But the reason we are posting this item is not because it’s the most interesting story, but because Mr. Barnbrook’s script was pure poetry. These are words for the ages:

A harsh scowl masks your smile, but weakens when your nakedness inspires.

It bares you like a foreskin’s folds … you will make of yourself a beauty, hard as rusting trucks and slag.

Fists in a toilet that smells of piss … open-mouthed, I shall dream of altar-boys.

Fists! Toilets! Altar boys! So much controversy is packed into those few lines; we would love to hear his artist’s statement.

BNP councillor denies making porn film [Pink News]