Sailor Sabol is a young Florida Republican whose most recent YouTube video, “Destroying Splash Mountain = Destroying America”, is a 20-minute rant about how “triggered” she is by Disney’s decision to redesign the ride by replacing references to 1946’s Song of the South, widely criticized for its depiction of African Americans, with a theme based 2009’s The Princess and the Frog.
“It really shows that nothing is safe,” she says.
Nine months after recording the video, she proved her point while serenading attendees of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) with the national anthem. Nothing is safe.
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The performance kicked off a string of very impressive responses as pianists offered accompanying tracks, nailing all the key changes and flats throughout the number.
Sometimes the internet really delivers:
Goforit
Oh this could go platinum as a duet with Roseanne Barr.
jcool
i’ll bet that gays for trump guy’s parents are really proud of her, too
jjose712
That glory note is pure gold.
And the worst part is for a second she fooled me. I thought, well she is not that bad, but yes, she is really really bad. She had no range and she is unable to stay on key.
There are a lot of republicans in christian music and country so it shouldn’t be that difficult to find a good singer to sing the national anthem at the cpac
Essie
Maybe they are all scared now after what happened to that most recent country star when he used the n-word. What happened to him was hard and fast. I mean, they all might be a bit scared to be associated with Dumpty right now.
darklight413
It’s so much better with the piano accompaniment. I couldn’t even watch the original. The memes made me laugh until I almost threw up.
joeinpdx
This rendition is a perfect metaphor for what they believe and what they have done to this country.
salex
Accompany this rendition of the song with the raising of the flag. Let’s see if the flag reaches the top of the pole or does it end at half-mast.
on 2nd thought let’s demand that she opens the next Republican Presidential Convention with her rendition. WHO’S HER AGENT?
davey14
This is far more offensive than taking a knee.
woodroad34
Well, having no chin, it helps her to dislodge her jaw just a little further to get those deep, off-key tones. And, having no soul, she can exhale a note longer than if the soul actually got in the way.
TedV
My ears are bleeding!!!
Manray
She’s turned the national Anthem into a funeral dirge!! I was looking for coffins while she sang!!
D9W
I know people who would be turning in the coffins if they were forced to be on stage for that…
ShiningSex
LOL!!! Their claps were “bless her heart” claps.
nathan
It’s one of the worst renditions of the national anthem ever made public. The worst part is that she has absolutely no sense of how appalling her performance is. We already know how tone-deaf the Republicans are politically – now we have irrefutable evidence of how tone-deaf they are musically too.
jorgecruz
Its not easy to change keys 3 times in four notes. The way her eyes were fluttering at the end I thought she might be losing consciousness. Anyone can sing a song in the same key- how many people can sing a song in ALL the keys? Maybe she was having flashbacks of her ride to the event with Madison Cawthorn? Mess!
davegun2
I’ve been sitting here laughing so hard reading your post over and over again. fluttering eyes hahahah
Harley
Yep. Definitely had the Whitney Houston flash back.
barryaksarben
The only way this chick could get a gig is if blacks , gays ,latinos and every other group wasnt allowed to perform. Im sure that is what they want to happen at Qpac. Who told her she could sing and are the ashamed of themselves or are they still to busy laughing
BoomerMyles
I’m surprised she didn’t sing “Tomorrow belongs to me” on the overt nazi symbol stage.
DCFarmboy
“….Disney’s decision to redesign the ride by replacing references to 1946’s Song of the South, widely criticized for its depiction of African Americans, with a theme based 2009’s The Princess and the Frog.”
Rather than getting upset about dropping references to ‘Song of teh South’, she might have made the correct observation that the replacement referenced people superior to others because of birth.
exgoalie
She’s as tone deaf as her and the republicans are brain dead. Even American Idol wouldnt use this piece of crap in their horrible auditions montage!
Mehki
I thought my cat was dying and then I remember she already did 15 years ago.
RIP Cup!
Mr. Stadnick
Her YouTube is dreadful as one would expect from Junior Miss Racist.
Phillip
There is also a polka accompaniment version backing her. It’s priceless.
rand503
Link? I would love that one.
mailliw110
I heard PDQ Bach is going to put her on his next album.
Karlis
I am pleased to say that despite many, many links to this woman’s singing, I have not clicked on a single one of them and will not. Everything I have read suggests that my brain would explode. That said, does everyone know that today, March 3, is the 90th anniversary of Congress officially accepting “The Star Spangled Banner” as the anthem of the United States? Now you do.
ShowMeGuy
That was like watching a 30 vehicle pile-up on Route 66 in slow motion.