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Cristiano Ronaldo gives the people what they want

Now in its 7th season, Cristiano Ronaldo‘s underwear collection CR7 is taking a turn towards all things tropical and toucan-toned.

“I love summer,” he said at the launch, “so wanted the campaign to have a bright, vibrant, tropical feel.”

Related: Are You Okay With Cristiano Ronaldo Stripping Down For The Mannequin Challenge?

“The shoot was a lot of fun,” he says. “We didn’t take it too seriously.”

But did he take it seriously when starring in this bizarre, Black Mirror-esque Japanese commercial for a terroristic facial massager?


But we digress. Onto the underwear: 

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8 Comments

  • RIGay

    I love him, but… his body DOES look like a real-life Ken doll.

  • Jack Meoff

    So has this guy officially come out if the closet yet or not?

  • Alan down in Florida

    If he were giving his fans (like me) what we want he would be going commando and not wearing underwear.

  • Billy Budd

    I am sure Crissy is gay. There are many photos of him frolicking around in speedos with his “buddies” and even a photo when he is being carried half naked by a good looking man near a pool. Like a baby and his daddy.

  • Xzamilloh

    Um, excuse me?? He didn’t give me what I want because he did, I’d be sore as hell, sandwiched between him and Odell Beckham.

  • Arconcyyon

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  • JerseyMike

    I want him on his back with his legs on my shoulders.. Hasn’t happened!!

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