Comedian Nick Lehmann has taken to Instagram to share a dating horror story: his dad once mistook one of Nick’s hook-ups for an intruder, and all kinds of embarrassment ensued.
In a video posted to Instagram, Lehmann recalls working as an intern in New York City, and living with his parents to help control his budget. Having just gone through a break-up, a handsome man in his office caught Nick’s attention, and decided to try for a rebound. After a summer of cyberstalking, Nick finally got up enough confidence to approach his handsome coworker by leaving him a card.
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That night, after a few drinks, the pair met up and decided to take things to the next level. Slightly inebriated, Nick offered to host his handsome companion at his parents’ house. After some enjoyable sex in the guest room, things got a bit awkward.
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“So we finish…and I hear a foot shuffle outside the bedroom door,” Lehmann says. “I know that foot shuffle belongs to a man. That man is my father. I go outside the room. He’s in his boxers, an old Jewish man.”
“I just pleaded with him, dad, go back to your room,” he says. “‘Someone’s here.’ And he took that as someone is robbing us.”
At that point, Lehmann’s dad had a complete freakout, running fo a baseball bat. Nick calmed his dad down, assuring him that he had a gentleman caller. Then Lehmann’s dad insisted on meeting said guest.
It gets weirder from there, but we don’t want to spoil Lehmann’s climax. Apparently he’s good enough at that already.
Heywood Jablowme
Nick is cute, but he certainly is… unassimilated!
So much for Aries the Ram’s theories about young gay guys nowadays being so assimilated and butch and they don’t even identify as gay anymore, etc. etc. Young gay guys seem generally about as fruity as they ever were.
As yes, Nick talks wa-a-a-ay too much. (A gay stereotype.) That’s probably why the guy left.
Donston
That was his theory? Sociology when it comes to “queerness” has shifted some over the years. But things aren’t nearly as different as some want to believe. We just have social media now and more “out” people now. Fruity, ostentatious, self-focused “gays” have always and will always be around. Dudes who treat masculinity as a prize, try really hard not to be a stereotype and/or try really hard to fit in with “straights” have always been around. Internalized homophobia has always been here. Straight/non-homo-leaning worship and superiority have always been a thing. Toxic masculinity has always been here. Fluidity’s always been around. The gender, romantic, sexual, affection, emotional, relationship spectrum has always been a thing.
Feeling as if you’re “different” and going through certain struggles almost always leads to a greater self-consciousness as far as how you wish to be perceived and how you present yourself. There are new names for the same things. And there’s a bit more education out here when it comes to gender, sexuality and orientation (though some folks remain willfully ignorant). Once again, the internet and social media have just made us all more privy. But none of the trends or struggles or personality types are anything new, and none are going anywhere.
PQ
Some gay men aren’t butch. What’s your point?
Heywood Jablowme
@PQ; That’s fine! But a poster here is going around saying that young gay guys no longer “identify” as gay bc they don’t have the traditional gay mannerisms. That is of course not true.
@Donston: Thanks for the learned exegesis, as usual! I should make clear that I think Nick is real cute, and I have something he could put in his mouth that would make him stop talking, lol.
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Troysky
“Timber” made me laugh…..”Linda” is a bonur killer. ….these wonky can ALWAYS amp up the sensual, sexual arousal parts. ALWAYS …..yeah, I said it.
justgeo
So much better than any old Jack shit. Give the boy 4 stars.
I liked him and his delivery didn’t make me squirm. Best “new style” gay for me!
THANKS!
Neoprene
A gentlemen caller. Does he live at Howard’s End?