Daddy Lohan Not Down With LiLo Gay Nups

“Sources” claim that actress Lindsay Lohan wants to wed her alleged lesbian love, Sam Ronson. While some of us may think that’s just grand, Lohan’s father, Michael, says he can’t endorse their potential same-sex marriage, but insists he supports their plans:

…If the couple were to wed, Lohan’s dad Michael probably wouldn’t play the proud father giving away the bride.

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith…she just wouldn’t ask.”

That’s not to say that he doesn’t support Lindsay and a possible relationship with Ronson, he just supports her in more indirect ways.

“I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path,” he says. “If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy.”

She’d probably be happiest if you stopped discussing her in the media, putz.