Sometimes being the least favorite child has its perks.
Tiffany Trump is likely heaving a deep sigh of relief this week upon learning that, unlike her three older siblings, she is not a person of interest in the House’s investigation of the January 6 siege on the U.S. Capitol.
This week, the House select committee tasked with investigating the deadly riot issued a laundry list of record requests seeking White House communications between ex-President Donald Trump, his family, and his top officials in the lead-up to the insurrection.
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Among the individuals the committee is interested in are the ex-POTUS and his wife, Melania, as well as Don Jr. and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, Eric and his wife Lara, and Ivanka and her husband Jared, plus all the other usual suspects, like Rudy Giuliani, Steve Bannon, and Roger Stone.
Not included on the list is Donald Trump’s forgotten fourth child, Tiffany.
Congratulations to Tiffany Trump https://t.co/va6UcNegbz
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 25, 2021
Vanity Fair reports:
Though she may have heard the phrase “all Trump’s…children except Tiffany” many times growing up and been upset, this time it’s objectively great news! She might have wished her father had made it to her dance recitals, and sure, it probably stung the times he ignored her calls, but if distance from him means not being implicated in his crimes, she should be thanking God for all the times he accidentally approached her in the lobby of Trump Tower and said, “What’s your name again?”
Here’s how Twitter is reacting to Tiffany being left out… again…
Tiffany Trump when she didn’t see her name on this list pic.twitter.com/pXiq0pyBvY
— Ace Panda (@AcePanda83) August 26, 2021
Poor Tiffany Trump is right now frantically calling climber Ric Grenell to see if they can get on this guest list https://t.co/DJj1G1umiO
— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) August 25, 2021
I’m starting to think she might be the ‘smart’ one.
— Kim (@KimsyWhimsy79) August 25, 2021
Who is this Tiffany you speak of?
— Richard Signorelli (@richsignorelli) August 25, 2021
The fact that the Jan 6th commission requested the phone records of all of Trump’s adult children ‘except Tiffany’ is some funny sh*t. She even got left out of the insurrection-Sad.
— NoelCaslerComedy (@caslernoel) August 25, 2021
It’s finally good to be Tiffany trump
— diane (@pinohatestrump) August 25, 2021
Thankfully Tiffany Trump was giving a speech to the LGBTQ+ community. Which was great for Tiff, but not so great for the LGBTQ+ community.
— StayAtHomeBrad (@brad_stay) August 25, 2021
Played her cards juuuuust right and she will inherit all! Ahhh, but what about her younger brother.😬
— Mudbug lover! (@LoveMudbug) August 25, 2021
In addition to looking at White House communications, the committee is seeking records linked with the attack and the runup to that day’s violence from the Justice Department, the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, and the National Counterterrorism Center.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Max
yuck to all in that family.
GayEGO
Tiffany should not want to be part of the investigation which would cause her a lot of grief!
Bengali
I think Barron should be called to testify as well. He must have seen something during those 4 years in the White House and years prior. Same way I believe Nestor should be testifying against Matt Gaetz. The kid who lived with Gaetz for so long must have a lotta tea to spill.
Ken A.
He’s a minor, a 6’7″ minor but one all the same. Why would want to put a kid through that?
Cam
Tiffany and Trump Jr’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilefoyle seem to go to the same place to get their hair extensions and makeup tips. Really overly heavy hair, parted in the middle, unnatural looking, overly heavy eye makeup. Really a bad style choice.
barryaksarben
The fact that Tiff thinks the gays love her and her dad makes me want to puke. She is a disgusting pos just like the rest of that foul brood. Too bad she isnt more involved but hey being the “fat” one has its benefits. And it was her dad who called her “fat”. SUCH a loving dad. I just hoep this takes up her time and keeps her the FK away from us gay people who have had enough shit shoveled our way we dont need her
Fname Optional Lname
Did her really call her fat? I hope she gains enough self esteem / courage one day to tell that pig virus to look in the mirror —– once w/o any clothes on while eating and then again w/o any money in the bank so he can truly understand who attractive he is not!
bsg1967
So trump and his hooker wife created Frankenstein.
Tombear
Don’t get me wrong. I dislike Trump and his whole grifter family but nothing will happen to any of them, unfortunately.
Openminded
My money is on your prediction. These committees never do much of anything except try to look like they are doing something. Seriously, phone records aren’t going to prove what might have been said, it’s just smoke and mirrors to put in front of the public.
Tombear
Marla Maples is Tiffany’s mother not the hooker.
KerryB
Maples is still a hooker, she took money to sleep with the orange turd = HOOKER!
Chrisk
KerryB
True dat. The only one I had any respect for was Stormy Daniels. She was the only honest one of the bunch.
Mr. Stadnick
She is the Tiffany of trumps
DCFarmboy
“…as well as Don Jr. and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle…”
When you start porking someone while still married to someone else, the proper term is “mistress” not “girlfriend”.
MISTERJETT
i’m usually the one to say if you don’t want to read about the subject of an article to just move on to something else, but seriously, haven’t we had about enough of this creepy, incestuous family?
Openminded
If not for Trump, his family, and associates, Queerty wouldn’t have anything to write about. It doesn’t say much for the LGBTQ community who wishes we could all just love each other, to be so full of hate towards this bunch. I agree, they’ve given plenty of reasons to hate them, but I’d just as soon forget about them and just move on. None of us would be any better off if they publicly castrated Trump then gutted him and fed him to the buzzards. Done is done, time to move on to something positive.