Off the deep end

DADT is ending. Bring on the genocide.

In the contest for the nuttiest nutburger on the right, Bryan Fischer has to be at least one of the top three entrants. As Director of Issue Analysis for Government and Public Policy at the American Family Association, that bright light of Tupelo, MS, Fischer has made a career out of attacking the gay bogey man that threatens to destroy everything he holds dear (like white pompadours.)

In his latest rant, Fischer proclaims that gays will commit “virtual genocide” and “a pogrom” against Christian soldiers. Of course, we thought pogroms were aimed at another religion by (ahem) some Christians, but what we do know? All this bloodshed is just waiting to happen because patriotic gay and lesbian servicemembers can now serve openly. Apparently, they’ve been waiting all this time to attack from within and bring the country down. (Oh, wait. That’s Obama!)

Right Wing Watch caught Fischer saying that gays are “the number one class of people who are committing hate crimes today,” calling gays Nazis (because we love brown shirts so much we can only guess), and comparing us to the Spanish Inquisitor Torquemada. And that was just May. So, of course, Republican presidential hopefuls like Newt Gingrich and Tim Pawlenty are beating a path to Fischer’s door.

Nothing says you love your country more than wrapping an antigay bigot in a big bear hug.


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  • kernelt

    I don’t think he know what genocide mean, and don’t expect to from an ignorance. Though it offense me that he use the word that describe the act of cruelly monsters in history who slaughter countless innocence for the mere reason of race/religion/nationality/etc, the death of innocence to a fired worker is beyond equal.

    And you know what if I were there I would bitch slap the MF**k until his cheek bleed.

  • hetakesituptheass

    only in america can a retard like this exist

  • Andy

    Does Bryan Fischer like dildoes or the real deal up his ass?

  • Wyatt

    My god, listen to all those buzz words!!! “Genocide! Virtual Genocide! Hate Crimes! Victims! Homosexuals! Homosexual Agenda!”

    In regards to…. some officers not being able to court marshal on the basis of orientation. Lol.

  • Michael

    He is sooooo gay. These closet cases are pathetic and hopefully have an RSVP straight to hell.

  • The crustybastard

    Christian identity movements. Only the targets change.

  • hyhybt

    Dangit! From the headline, I thought this was an announcement that they’d finally started that 60-day clock!

  • hyhybt

    Onward Christian soldiers, marching off to war.
    Gays are not your enemies, that’s what Al Queda’s for.

  • Elias Meeks

    Alas, my brothers and sisters, the only real weapon against these “Christians” is indifference. Make them irrelevant by ignoring them all together and you will turn their hateful screeds into the sound of one hand clapping.

  • Cam

    Funny then that God seems to be bringing down the full wrath of nature on the Bible Belt if GAYS are his main concern.

  • Mike in Asheville

    Per Samuel Johnson: “Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.”


    TO JOHN GALLAGHER: While Fischer is intentionally misusing the word “pogrom” for rhetorical effect, you too seem to not understand origins/context of “pogroms” in history. Pogrom is the Russian word to describe a government and/or military participation or sanction of violent attack, specifically including the killing of those targeted and the destruction of their homes, businesses and property against. Pogroms were used to diminish the strength of ethnic and religious minorities, including attacks against Jewish, gypsy, and ethnic German villages. Later, pogroms were used in the failed attempt to withstand the communist revolution.

    The irony of Fischer’s use of the word is that he specifically endorses the pogrom approach to control, diminish, and ultimately terminate gay America. He advocates the use of military and police force to round-up us gays, to violently eliminate gays in the military, and cease any recognition of any civil right to be gay.

    It is similar to Fischer’s labeling of gay rights advocates as Nazis. As with his use of pogroms, Fischer advocates for that which he holds us with contempt. Nonetheless, the irony is missed by his brain dead minions. Nazism, or National Socialism, is the political system whereby the government enforces its and the majority’s social-political-ethnic-religious views on all citizens by elimination of all persons not part of the majority. Fischer regularly advocates that Christian leadership takeover the government and create a theocracy. And under that theocracy, Fischer wants to enforce “Biblical” law over all whether they are Christian or not. Of course, the penalty for violating “Biblical” law is stoning to death.

  • Queer Supremacist

    Pogroms against KKKristians?

    Give me one good reason why there shouldn’t be any.

  • B

    QUEERTY: “Of course, we thought pogroms were aimed at another religion by (ahem) some Christians, but what we do know?”

    Apparently the editors don’t know the definition of the word “pogrom” or they would have criticized the religious nut for gross hyperbole alone.

    n : organized persecution of an ethnic group (especially Jews)

    — From WordNet (r) 2.0 :

    A pogrom (Russian: ??????) is a form of violent riot, a mob attack, either approved or condoned by government or military authorities, directed against a particular group, whether ethnic, religious, or other, and characterized by killings and destruction of their homes and properties, businesses, and religious centres. The term usually carries connotation of spontaneous hatred within the majority population against certain (usually ethnic) minorities, which they see as dangerous and harming the interests of the majority.

    The term was originally used to denote extensive violence against Jews in the Russian Empire and a series of anti-German[2] pogroms in Russia in 1915.[3] Pogroms often affect members of middlemen minorities. This can, in extreme cases, result in total or partial genocide, such as that of Armenians, or Jews.[4]

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