DADT-Loving Republicans Should Be Scaring America With The Risk Of Turning Into Commie Canada

Is anyone else exhausted by reading about how all these other countries managed to integrate openly gay troops without incident? We get it, Mother Nature: Israel, Britain, Canada, South Africa, Australia … they’re all better than us! But that’s an easy thing to claim when you don’t have to blame Lady Gaga for all your embarrassments. So just shut up about how you’ve got recruiters setting up booths at gay pride parades and let America do it’s own thing. Because whoever said there’s no pride in turning your back on loyal soldiers? Not you!