DADT Repeal Fails To Make Gay Shower Rapes Suddenly Legal

Radical supporters of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” predicted that allowing gays into the military would turn the armed forces into a big gay bacchanalia filled with Cher, mandarin-tinis, and unwanted rubdowns in the showers. But according to The Daily Show very little has actually changed as a result of DADT’s repeal, although it may have made the military “two to ten percent happier.”