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Dan Osborne Takes A Shower, Zac Efron Handles Wood, Terry Miller Grabs His Crotch This Week On Instagram

Because the week that gave you spornosexuals, a new gay porn/reality star and a slew of beautiful pint-sized actors just wouldn’t be complete without a selfie roundup.

Tom Daley shares some lettuce with a giraffe named Cupid. (You should probably also check out this beautiful photo of his hairy feet, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing.)

Italian footballer Mario Balotelli entered the spotlight via World Cup news this week, prompting us to discover this heavenly hot tub moment. Try not to die having a perfect moment with the perfect man.

Dan Savage’s husband, leather daddy and swimsuit model Terry Miller, adjusts himself.

Zac Efron learns how to make skateboards. Shirtless, of course.

Olympic cutie Blake Skjellerup celebrated his 29th birthday yesterday! We celebrated with 29 breathtaking Blake Skjellerup photos.

Drag Race pit crew beauty Jason Carter shows you the view from the top. Feel free to linger.

Justin Bieber spends a moment in time out, most likely a step in his repentance process.

Michael Sam, confirmed millionaire, stays grounded with playground-building community service.

Jake Shears lies down, serves ass ass ass ass assss.

Can you guess who former porn star Harry Louis is rooting for in the World Cup?

Modern spornosexual Dan Osborne takes a shower outdoors.

Perky-assed Team GB divers Chris Mears and Jack Laugher qualify for the 2014 Commonwealth Games.

Never forget.

The eternally fabulous EJ Johnson serves goddess body-ody-0dy at Manhattan’s exclusive 1 Oak.

Laverne Cox poses with Tyson Beckford at the amfAR Inspiration Gala in New York City. We really hope they exchanged numbers.

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6 Comments

  • Scribe38

    EJ Johnson is really growing on me. The haters on this site and others can’t bring the young man down. I am happy that he is comfortable in his own skin. He’s beautiful inside and out.

  • jasentylar

    EJ is a bitch. Tyson is beautiful…aging like fine wine. Dan Osborne is always yummy. Over Dan Savages hubby…wayyy OVER that one. Screw everybody else

  • Qjersey

    EJ was NOT serving body-ody-ody…because he doesn’t have one. Someone get the Queerty Editors a Drag to English Dictionary.

  • Scribe38

    @jasentylar: Haven’t you ever heard of chasers? Not every guy is attracted to a size 28 waist. There are bears, chubs, and super-chubs, and men who love their body type (biggercity.com/bear411.com). If he isn’t for you, just keep it moving and stfu. Why try and bring a down a young, out gay man? Trust me he ain’t giving a shit about you.

  • hotshot70

    EJ is just serving a lot of mass (and ass)

  • Harley

    WOW, I finally found a post where the comments weren’t closed after 1 or 2 comments posted. What’s the deal Queerty. Are you running out of memory space on your servers?

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