PHOTO STRIP

Dan Osborne Takes A Shower, Zac Efron Handles Wood, Terry Miller Grabs His Crotch This Week On Instagram

Because the week that gave you spornosexuals, a new gay porn/reality star and a slew of beautiful pint-sized actors just wouldn’t be complete without a selfie roundup.

Tom Daley shares some lettuce with a giraffe named Cupid. (You should probably also check out this beautiful photo of his hairy feet, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing.)

Italian footballer Mario Balotelli entered the spotlight via World Cup news this week, prompting us to discover this heavenly hot tub moment. Try not to die having a perfect moment with the perfect man.

Dan Savage’s husband, leather daddy and swimsuit model Terry Miller, adjusts himself.

Zac Efron learns how to make skateboards. Shirtless, of course.

Olympic cutie Blake Skjellerup celebrated his 29th birthday yesterday! We celebrated with 29 breathtaking Blake Skjellerup photos.

Drag Race pit crew beauty Jason Carter shows you the view from the top. Feel free to linger.

Justin Bieber spends a moment in time out, most likely a step in his repentance process.

Michael Sam, confirmed millionaire, stays grounded with playground-building community service.

Jake Shears lies down, serves ass ass ass ass assss.

Can you guess who former porn star Harry Louis is rooting for in the World Cup?

Modern spornosexual Dan Osborne takes a shower outdoors.

Perky-assed Team GB divers Chris Mears and Jack Laugher qualify for the 2014 Commonwealth Games.

Never forget.

The eternally fabulous EJ Johnson serves goddess body-ody-0dy at Manhattan’s exclusive 1 Oak.

Laverne Cox poses with Tyson Beckford at the amfAR Inspiration Gala in New York City. We really hope they exchanged numbers.