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Dane Cook Tries To Break The Internet With Revealing Pics — How’d He Do?

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Though the comedic value of Dane Cook’s standup shows remains highly questionable, we now know one thing for certain about the performer — there’s nothing funny about his rear view.

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Actually, in the photos that have surfaced of a much more-exposed-than-usual Cook, his cakes actually look pretty perfect.

We didn’t know it was peach season, but that fruit is ready to fall off the tree.

Head here to see the NSFW shots.

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74 Comments

  • redcarpet30

    Eh, if i’m being honest, I’d do him. But still 6.5/10

    Probably less if I factor in the douchebag factor.

  • tdh1980

    I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve always found him sexy, so I’d gladly pillage that fine-looking rump.

  • Low Country Boy

    Great ass. I’ve never had one. Good for him, BTY, Dane, give me tickets the next time you are in Charleston, SC.

  • scotshot

    I couldn’t do it.

  • SteveDenver

    Give us GRINDR shots: cut off the head and reveal the penis.

  • BigWill

    If I didn’t know his comedy, or what I’ve seen of his personality, I’d probably rate his body pretty high. It’s hard to get past the brain and mouth it’s attached to, though. (And I hate the word “cakes,” btw.)

  • DarthKitsune

    Meh

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