Who doesn’t love a good game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill”? Well, comic Daniel Tosh finds it aggravating—mainly because you can’t really act it out in real life. (We hope he means the “fuck” and “marry” parts.)

In this Tosh.0 clip, he unveils his new version of the game, “Slap, Lick, Fondle,” then proceeds to play it with his mostly male staff. Y’know, if you did all three at the same time it’d be like we were back at the Black Party.

If you can convince your officemates or pals to play SLF, take a video and send it to Tosh.0. And, hey, send us a copy, too, at [email protected]. If we like it, we’ll post it!

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