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Daniel Tosh Tempted His Straight Buddies With Viagra + Gay Porn. Could Any Of Them Get It Up?

Daniel Tosh’s first joke: Being intersex. Second joke: Straight guys are uncomfortable about anyone thinking they’re gay. Or at least that’s the premise of Tosh.0‘s “Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge,” where the oft-suspected-to-be-gay comedian and a few friends pop those sweet little blue pills, put on the man-on-man hardcore flicks, and see who gets wood the fastest. All of which is easier to see, because they’re all wearing notorious chub-showcasing apparel: the sweatpant. First one to a semi is a queer! So who, uh, won?

Nobody. After supposedly watching two hours of butt action, none of the virile young men got hard. WHICH MEANS ALL OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTE ZEROES ON THE KINSEY SCALE, hurray!

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23 Comments

  • Ryan

    None of them? At all? This seems unlikely to me at best.

  • Lucas

    Thing is, this test is completely flawed. When I watch the porn I’m most attracted to (let alone awful porn) I never get a raging boner without touching something, but I do just the quarter chubs.

    And therein lies the problem with this experiment, sure they didn’t get noticeable boners, I don’t even get that and I’m a full on Kinsey-6. But what about the slight boner you get when you see a hot guy/girl on the street. This test completely disregards the most frequent boner of all time.

  • Lucas

    Typo, meant *But I do get the quarter chubs

  • Luxury

    Bullshit.

  • mikey

    this seems completely plausible …

    nothing makes for a limp evening than watching girl-on-girl “straight” porn.

  • Luxury

    I take that back… now that I think about it, there have been plenty of times when I’ve watched Gay Porn and… well…

  • Jeffree

    I wouldn’t get even a half chubster watching porn in sweats with a bunch of straight guys. I’m shy !

    Remember, this is “comedy”, not a real study and it was being recorded, so that too could put a damper on the dongster getting noticibly distended.

    Put me in a room with Dan alone, though, and there’s no telling what might happen!

  • jj

    The adrenaline from being nervous and on camera and having to stand up for 2 hours, would have negated the vasodialatory effects of the Viagra. Bad experiment.

  • Jake the libertarian

    LOL! I saw this on his show the other night… all im going to say is nothing kills a chubby quicker than standing in a room full of people while wearing sweatpants and really not wanting everyone to see my dick… I think I could have even passed that one.

    Also, they have at least one gay writer (hes been in episodes before). Shouldn’t they have used him as a control?

  • Toby

    If a bunch of 20 somethings and 30 somethings took Viagra and didn’t get a boner…even if they are watching the christmas parade…

    They should get their hearts check…that’s scary unhealthy. Viagra doesn’t really care what you’re watching.

  • jack e jett

    @Lucas: My new favorite phrase…..quarter chubs.

    Great name for gay club or chic salad.

  • Petey

    “But what about the slight boner you get when you see a hot guy/girl on the street.”

    UGH. That’s the biggest boner killer of all time!

  • Lucas

    @Petey: lol, I laughed and I feel really bad about it.

  • demonyc

    lotsa gay porn leaves me limp. i have my preferences. some str8 porn will get me up if i like the guy and they show him off enough.

  • McMike

    The University of Georgia did a study on 100% heterosexual men, men who claimed to never have even one sexual thought about another guy. They divided them into homophobes and non-homophobes and showed them gay porn. 33% of the nonhomophobes got aroused (with 25% getting total wood) and 80% of the homophobes got aroused (with 66% getting total wood) so this is bogus since Tosh gave them Viagra too.

  • driouxcipher

    The porn they were watching was obviously terrible. If they had invested in some decent smut, they might have had a different reaction.

  • Cranston Cranium

    Daniel,
    The looks on your face gave the impression that you weren’t aroused by the video. Fail!

  • jason

    Why do people always assume that porn indicates your sexual orientation? Your sexual orientation is indicated by the gender that arouses you in terms of the sexual experience. Porn is not about sexual experience, it’s about sexual voyeurism. Sexual voyeurism does not define your sexual orientation.

    Also, why do so many people assume that porn will always give you an erection? I’ve seen tons of male-male porn which has left me limp. Doesn’t do anything for me. Then I will suddenly see a male-male scene that I find interesting and arousing.

    Keep in mind that most porn is performed by dull, lifeless people with drug habits. Their performances in front of the camera are hardly going to be inspiring….

  • testington

    Hahah I thought it was a funny segment. Tosh does a good job of making jokes without being cruel or hateful. Sure he will make a joke or two about ay group of people but is never too mean about it

  • Raymond

    Soooooo I am guessing that the purpose of this “experiment” was to see if there was a fag in the room. This is pretty offensive. It’s not even funny given the amount of anti-gay hate floating around these days.

  • Jay

    I know this is silly question and off topic but I really like the shirt Daniel has on in the clip — anyone know who makes it?

  • mcm

    How stupid are the people on here? The reason they took the viagra is because of the people and cameras there. Obviously without it they could restrain themselves, but with the viagra is a different story.
    Just because they are not raging homos, people on here can’t accept that?

  • danieltosh

    i watch gay porn and i love jerkin off to it then eating my cum

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