temptations

Daniel Tosh Tempted His Straight Buddies With Viagra + Gay Porn. Could Any Of Them Get It Up?

Daniel Tosh’s first joke: Being intersex. Second joke: Straight guys are uncomfortable about anyone thinking they’re gay. Or at least that’s the premise of Tosh.0‘s “Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge,” where the oft-suspected-to-be-gay comedian and a few friends pop those sweet little blue pills, put on the man-on-man hardcore flicks, and see who gets wood the fastest. All of which is easier to see, because they’re all wearing notorious chub-showcasing apparel: the sweatpant. First one to a semi is a queer! So who, uh, won?

Nobody. After supposedly watching two hours of butt action, none of the virile young men got hard. WHICH MEANS ALL OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTE ZEROES ON THE KINSEY SCALE, hurray!