MAKE HIM WET

Darren Criss Doesn’t Mind When Gay Fans Lick His Face

cos-01-darren-criss-xlDarren Criss is pretty hot, right? He claims to be completely heterosexual, but that doesn’t mean we’ll ever stop drooling over his shirtless photos and that legendary sweaty shower scene.

Don’t you just want to grab his face and lick it?

You’re not the first one, apparently. In an interview with Cosmo this week, the 20-year-old actor dished on 101 sex tips to make your man say ooh la la his craziest encounter with a “Gleek gone wild”:

Cosmo: Have you ever had an encounter with a Gleek gone wild?
Darren Criss: A guy licked my face—straight up grabbed my head and licked my face.

Hot!

And because it’s Cosmo, they had to reassure readers that he isn’t gay in real life:

C: You’re not gay; you just play gay on TV. Do you ever feel the need to assert your heterosexuality?
DC: No. I know who I am. I feel bad for guys who have to flex their muscles. But hey, if that’s the way to make yourself feel comfortable as a man—as long as it isn’t antagonizing anybody—go for it. I’m okay with your getting a Miata to feel like a dude; just don’t be a dick about it.

Now if only we could get him to use “dick,” “muscles,” and “lick” in the same response, the world would be a much better place.

[Photo: Cosmo]