FRAT BROS IN TRAINING

Dave Franco Gives Zac Efron A Mimed Blowjob, Performs First Sex Scene

A photo of Zac Efron and Dave Franco on the set of the movie Neighbors. Zac Efron is showing his tanned arms in a yellow tank top.

Dave Franco, the perpetually gay-ish, self-banging, horse hung younger brother of the sexually mysterious James Franco, will officially be flashing full-on ass in the upcoming film Neighbors.

For those of you not in the know, Neighbors is the same fraternity-themed film that delivered shirtless photos of Zac Efron grilling sausages and sporting a semi-boner under women’s sweatpants last September.

Not to be outdone by his buddy Zac’s first fully-nude scene, Franco told Cinema Blend that Neighbors will also feature his first full-blown sex scene (the only director’s note he got was “more jackrabbit”).

This is obviously not Dave Franco’s first full-blown sex scene, because he previously had gay sex with himself in that infamous Funny or Die skit from 2011. We’ll wait while you watch it again. And again, and again:

What’s more, the crew (including Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse) apparently devised a super-secret handshake while on set. Have a tissue ready:

Dave Franco: We all are — Chris, Zac, and myself — we went out drinking before the movie started just to bond. And we got a little drunk and we knew that we were going to have a lot of freedom to kind of just try anything we wanted. And so, we were like, “We should come up with a handshake. Some very specific handshake that’s going to make it seem like we’ve all been in this frat together for a few years. So, we created the most homoerotic anything anyone’s ever done.

So, it’s basically there’s a little hand move, but then one person drops to their knees and mimes giving a blow job to the other person. The person on their knees takes it in the mouth and then spits it to any nearby brother.

We repeat, One person drops to their knees and mimes giving a blow job to the other person. The person on their knees takes it in the mouth and then spits it to any nearby brother.

Or, Dave Franco drops to his knees and mimes giving a blow job to Zac Efron. Dave takes it in the mouth and then spits it to any nearby brother.

You’re welcome.

A gif of Dave Franco naked, having sex with himself.