Dave Franco, the perpetually gay-ish, self-banging, horse hung younger brother of the sexually mysterious James Franco, flashed full-on ass in the his film Neighbors. Dave also admits to pretending to give his pal, Zac Efron, a blowjob.
Gettin’ naked in Neighbors
For those of you not in the know, Neighbors is the same fraternity-themed film that delivered shirtless photos of Zac Efron grilling sausages and sporting a semi-boner under women’s sweatpants.
Not to be outdone by his buddy Zac’s first fully-nude scene, Franco told Cinema Blend that Neighbors will also feature his first full-blown sex scene. The only director’s note he got was “more jackrabbit”.
This is obviously not Dave Franco’s first full-blown sex scene. Remember when he previously had gay sex with himself in that infamous Funny or Die skit from 2011? We’ll wait while you watch it again. And again, and again:
GO F*CK YOURSELF w/DAVE FRANCO from Rod Blackhurst on Vimeo.
The Dave Franco blowjob handshake
What’s more, the crew (including Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse) apparently devised a super-secret handshake while on set. Have a tissue ready:
Dave Franco: “We all are — Chris, Zac, and myself — we went out drinking before the movie started just to bond. And we got a little drunk and we knew that we were going to have a lot of freedom to kind of just try anything we wanted. And so, we were like, “We should come up with a handshake. Some very specific handshake that’s going to make it seem like we’ve all been in this frat together for a few years. So, we created the most homoerotic anything anyone’s ever done.
So, it’s basically there’s a little hand move, but then one person drops to their knees and mimes giving a blowjob to the other person. The person on their knees takes it in the mouth and then spits it to any nearby brother.”
Dave Franco on his homoerotic handshake
We repeat: One person drops to their knees and mimes giving a blowjob to the other person. The person on their knees takes it in the mouth and then spits it to any nearby brother.
Or, Dave Franco drops to his knees and mimes giving a blowjob to Zac Efron…if Zac’s nearby. While there’s no footage of this special handshake, the mental image is worth its weight in gold. You’re welcome.
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Curtispsf
In the fraternity that I was in. one brother dropped to his knees and gave a blowjob to another brother and SWALLOWED.
MikeE
I don’t know, that doesn’t sound in the least bit “homoerotic” to me.
It sounds like the same sort of stupid homophobic crap that most frats get into.
Maybe I’m just not getting it. It just sounds like more “make fun of the gays” stuff.
robirob
I thought the greatest gift a frat brother could give his brother is his load. How rude to reject it by spitting it out.
yaoming
Isn’t this the definition of a c0ck-tea$e?
mydude
@yaoming:
BINGO
JasonBrownUK
@Pistolo: Having a good day are we, dear?
tada-no
Dave Franco the best thing that happened to human civilization! He is so sexy but not plastic sexy and his awkward personality just makes me melt over him. The guy knows how to tease gay men.
patricklee5150
I think it was very hot.
Respect4all
I feel encouraged that there are more and more straight men who feel comfortable playing gay, pretending to be gay, etc. As straight men stop being terrified that someone might think they are fags, they will feel less inclined to beat up fags to prove their own masculinity.
diewgo
I understand that the guys in the movie are assholes, they’re not just into homophobic jokes, they seems very sexist and stupid, and their behavior maybe is not correct but is credible
Niall
@MikeE: Yep, just seems like the “gay chicken” that annoying college guys play. It’s all fun and games till someone actually gets a boner though.
btrmale
Both of them are probably the 2 cutest guys in the world!
D P
Dave Franco’s FIRST big mistake:
*miming* giving a blowjob to Zac Efron!
Superman
The thing that gets me (hard) is the thought that they practiced this secret suck-and-snowball handshake all night. Drunk.
Somebody got knocked up that night.
SteveDenver
Where’s the video of Franco faking it on Efron?
Lorrish
Mkay, that last gif cannot be unseen <_<;
Oh, by the by, when you guys have a minute, would you kindly support and/or share my secret proposal scheme 😀 ?
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