Perennial optimist and Queerty YouTube mascot Davey Wavey answers your questions! The Toronto-via-Rhode Island web designer-slash-blogger knows how to feed his YouTube fans blog buddies: By talking to them. In his new video, Davey discusses bisexuality (they’re honest!), shutting his trap (he’s non-confrontational!), his schooling (he was a nerd!), Republicans and gay marriage (not hot!, hot!), death (spirits live on!), why he’s also in such a fucking good mood (yoga and Deepak Chopra!), and what he appreciates in life (“a nice full, succulent, plump butt”). Is Davey just the cutest thing ever? Or the most grating?
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Yuck
If this nelly tired mess is your mascot Queerty I’m moving on. It’s pretty illuminating what’s behind the scenes at Queerty if you’re fawning over this!
ChristopherM
@Yuck: Like him or don’t like him, but when you call someone nelly, you’re just showing your own internalized homophobia.
Joe
Hilarious! You notice he didn’t mention Queerty as a site he visits. LOL And no, miss thang, bisexuals aren’t courageous, they’re confused. Well, most of them. And, we all don’t go to Man Hunt sweetie. Her lack of maturity is embarrassing.
“Why didn’t anyone ever tell me that I create my experience of the world” OMG ~ this is one dumb bitch!
Sampson
What a nice young man. A few more people like him and the world would be a nicer place.
Yuck
@ChristopherM: No, Christoper, you’re just being defensive…Hmmm… nelly too?
I don’t have a shred of homophobia in me pumpkin. Just because I PERSONALLY don’t find effeminate men attractive doesn’t prove that I am homophobic. You must go to the school of Davey Wavey. Stop thinking you’re insightful because…not so much.
Jeff
I tell ya. Since Jossip and Mollywood is gone I’m not liking the Queerty mix in of all the gone sites.
dellisonly
Not to be bitchy but play this in a tab by itself. Go about your web business and just listen. Don’t look just listen. He sounds like a hyper housewife. I’m so glad he found Chopra and anti-depressants
Sampson
@Joe: *issues*
Chirag
@Joe: Spot on.
Joe
@Sampson: You must be a courageous bisexual. LOL
Harrison
What a sweetie! Guys like him are fun. We need more happy gays like him on the Queerty comments pages.
rickroberts
I have loved him for a long time. Goddamn, but we have a bunch of bitter bitches on this web site!
Darryl
@Harrison: Yes, but could they include happy gays with IQs over 50?
rogue dandelion
@Darryl: do they exist?
In the words of the great Ani DiFranco
“If you’re not angry
You’re just stupid
Or you don’t care”
Harrison
Oh, you lot of sourpuss queens. Someone needs to show you how to put the “gay” back in “gay.”
Harrison
@peet: O RLY?
Harrison
@Harrison: Oh, they deleted peet’s comment. Probably for the best.
Qjersey
@Yuck:
Well since most of our culture conflates gender and sexuality, dislike of “feminine” characteristics in gay men is homophobic, particularly since this phobia is based upon many gay men having an adverse reaction to the “feminine” in themselves and others because it “confirms” what heteros believe about homos, and because hetero’s view anything “feminine” in men as gay.
rickroberts
@rogue dandelion: Re: Ani DeFranco … pithy but wrong.
rickroberts
@Darryl: Darryl, I think you must be retarded if it isn’t obvious to you by the way Davey speaks that his IQ is probably at least a bit over 50.
TANK
Yeah, but not by much…
David Dust
Jazz Hands!!
The Gay Numbers
He seems like a nice enough guy with his own thoughts on life, but I got to wonder if he were the Susan Boyle of the gay world with his shirt on, would Queerty care? The answer is no. So, I am left thinking to myself with my own answer that we are all kind of shallowly looking at his nice body rather than than really caring what he thinks.
The Gay Numbers
Re Feminine
The issue is much deeper than gay people. It’s the age old battle between the sexes. Women (femininity) are suppose to be weak. Men (Masculinity) are suppose to be tough. A feminine man confuses that battle between the sexes. Therefore, a femine man must be weak. Personally, I think there is something really attractive about this guy. More importantly, I think that I am not interested in internalizing the battle between the sexes. I doubt many of us even realize that this is the generation of our issues with masculinity. It’s not about being gay.
Coffee&Chicory
People need to calm down and get over themselves, holy crap.
jake
isn’t he just an self-adoring exhibitionist? he’s smiling because he has an audience. really he’s just a massive ego making videos of himself so he can show off. “I’m so in love with myself” is what he’s really thinking. He thinks he’s perfect and wants you to join the “Me!” party. Ha ha…he must have like 0 real friends.
MTiffany
Ahhh, he finds wisdom in Deepak Chopra, now I understand why he sounds like a flake. He is. At least he’s cute.
strumpetwindsock
@Harrison:
Wow. You don’t say.
What do you have to write to get a comment deleted in here? Given some of the stuff I’ve seen pass I just assumed it was a free-for-all.
Perhaps I should offer a few wardrobe malfunctions of my own as an experiment. Obviously “fuck off” is kid’s stuff.
scott ny'er
What a nice dude. I don’t know who the hell he is but he seems pretty nice.
nice pecs too. 🙂
Keep on going with your bad self, dude.
DavidMichael
Yeh I liked him. He was candid and up front about his likes and dislikes and had some good recommendations about such and such.
I especially like being reminded that we crate our own realities, yes even the bitchy ones people get stuck in. You know, like the saggy asses posting crap here cuz they lost their life on their last train wreck relationship and lost touch with that happy self, or they just bottomed out cuz they never had one at all.
I’ll be keeping my eye on Wavey Davey. He’s cute, couragous and studies Deepak wisdom instead of the Bible, you know, that book out of the Iraq territory that supports killing gays? Gotta love that.
vernonvanderbilt
@rickroberts: You can be smart or you can be happy. If you think you’re both, you’re wrong about one of them.
rickroberts
@vernonvanderbilt: Bullshit.
Anthony in Nashville
Is this guy friends with Japhy or David? I do not understand why he keeps being featured on this site.
Tyler
He’s cute, and I don’t have anything against optimism, but it’s time to drop the Deepak Chopra shit.
Tyler
@vernonvanderbilt: 🙂
earl trowbridge
Wavy Davey is so fresh and up and positive and let’s keep him. And what is wrong with Deepak Chopra? Thich Nhat Hanh’s NO DEATH NO FEAR is excellent. Read Thich Nhat Hanh.
Anonymous
Girly Whirley is more like it.
Jack
Davey Wavey is LAME!
IDoWhatICan
Really? This guy again?
Is he paying for the advertising?
AJ
Does anyone know how DaveyWavey gets money? Has this been discussed yet? All the moving back and forth between countries and other traveling can’t be cheap, no? Just what exactly does he do?
Thom Freeheart
Love Davey Wavey. Please keep him on. Those that don’t like him… shouldn’t watch.