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Davey Wavey Is Tired Of Hot Guys Telling Him They’re Not Attractive

On a crusade to make everyone think they’re more beautiful than they feel, Davey Wavey says he’s getting messages on Grindr (ahem) from hot guys who aren’t responding to his “You are beautiful” project the way he wanted. So what are self-deprecating guys to do about finding some self-confidence? “Even if you don’t like the way you look, fake it.” Yeah, gays! Fake it until you make it … to the gym, six times a week, cut 500 calories out of your diet every day, get your crooked smile fixed, start a Proactiv regimen, and do something about that nasty breath. In the meantime, stay pretty!