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Davey Wavey Learns ‘Straight Guy Stuff’ From The Experts, Two Gay Porn Stars

Screen Shot 2014-05-24 at 11.04.04 AMYouTube user and masturbation enthusiast Davey Wavey launches a highly scientific investigation on his channel this week in an attempt to decode one of humanity’s most baffling cultural practices.

“Why don’t straight guys ever hug each other?,” he asks.

To help him understand the phenomenon that repels straight men from embracing, Wavey consults two “straight guys” he hopes you don’t know are actually hardcore bottom gay porn stars at Randy Blue, Chip Tanner and Quinn Jaxon.

“Straight” guys don’t hug each other, Tanner says, because “they feel like they’re gay if they hug another guy,” and also because they’re “affectionately repressed.” At the 2:22 mark, they remove their shirts.

Watch these queens have a kiki and pretend they know about straight culture below:

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