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Davey Wavey’s Mom Learned The Truth About Her Missing Cucumbers When He Came Out To Her

What did your mother say when you finally told her you’re gay? She probably said she already knew, right? Weblebrity Davey Wavey and some of his vlogger pals donned ladies wigs and filmed impersonations of their mom’s reactions to learning their sons weren’t interested in their girlfriends in that way. Some mothers were in denial, while others were supportive. Some like Davey Wavey’s finally put it all the missing pieces together by exclaiming, “So that’s where my cucumbers went!”

By:          EDITORS
On:           Mar 28, 2014
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    • Sweet Boy

      It was pineapples, not cucumbers

      Mar 28, 2014 at 10:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • glittercomments

      I really hate that I clicked on this. I have to say this guy is so self absorbed it’s painful to read/watch anything about him. Why is he “famous”, for WHAT exactly?

      Mar 28, 2014 at 11:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain proton


      You’re missing out. there’s an entire generation of web celebrities growing these days (mostly through youtube) whose fame is based on a stream of videos that go viral, often unintentionally (at first).

      Personally I’m still trying to figure out Tyler Oakley

      Mar 29, 2014 at 8:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy

      Yuck. Just yuck.

      Mar 29, 2014 at 10:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LarsNtherealboy

      @Captain proton: As someone who follows a bit of these we celebs and know tons of people who do, he’s NOT missing out on anything at all

      Mar 29, 2014 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive

      Really, only then? You mean she hadn’t already figured it out from the Prada purse falling out every time he opened his mouth?

      Mar 29, 2014 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eldred

      I didn’t even click on this to read the article, I just wanted to read in the comments the sheer hate and vitriol you guys would slang at Davey Wavey.=

      Mar 29, 2014 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron

      Yawn. Why is he famous? Queerty, Davey is not a gay icon. Davey is not going to happen.

      Mar 29, 2014 at 8:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fang

      I really like Davey Wavey! What a fun personality. :P

      Mar 30, 2014 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mountii

      Did anyone see Davey on the Bravo tv show “Dating Patterns of the American Male” last week?

      OMG he was a complete asshole who was obsessed over sex and how people looked and how masculine they were — to sum it up he was basically a gay stereotype wrapped in an insult. But what really bugged me is he comes off so open and enlightened on Youtube — HYPOCRITE MUCH?

      Mar 31, 2014 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thad1527

      Davey Wavey has some amazing friends. Sometimes it’s who you know.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 10:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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