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Davey Wavey’s Tips For Giving A Great Hand Job: Use Your Mouth

davey-wavey-hand-jobPull out that laundry list of things you’d like to do to Davey Wavey’s body, because hand jobs are definitely off the table. Cross that one off immediately.

“[Hand jobs] are like the lowest level of commitment you could possibly give another human being,” the sexual explorer and future TV star┬ásays in his latest YouTube video, an almost two-minute read of the hands-on sex act favored by heterosexuals. “The first step in giving a good hand job is to use your mouth,” he says.

Duly noted. We can’t say a hand job would be the first thing on our minds if this beautiful man opened his legs like that on our couch, but at least we can all agree that hand jobs are totally skippable. Let this be the start of the next sexual revolution.

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33 Comments

  • B Damion

    Oh please! I love handjobs.
    a handjob is a terrific little snack for when you can’t really have a full meal because of convenience.

    Whats the problem?

  • blondella

    How much does Davey Wavey pay you guys to stay on this site?

  • Dxley

    Matthew wrote this crap just to piss us off.

  • Billy Budd

    For once, I agree with Davey. I don’t like hand jobs. Only blowjobs can truly give me pleasure. I am much more effiencient and reliable in giving myself handjobs.

  • michael

    @B Damion: Dude, you’re so right. Love to stick my hand down the front of a guys shorts and feel around while I stand behind him and kiss his neck. It’s the best foreplay/party trick I know – and works every time.

  • robirob

    Isn’t a handjob like second base or something?

    First base: Kissing

    Second base: Handjob

    Third base: Blowjob

    Fourth base: Anal

    Or for gaymers: First level, second level, third level, fourth level, bonus level (kinky!)

  • AJAnders

    I’d rather hear tips about how we can stop getting features on Davey Wavey.

  • Grrrowler

    Davey who? I’m still trying to figure out why I should take sexual advice from someone who’s much younger than I am with less experience at sex.

  • e.c.

    Clearly Davey has never had a decent handjob.

    Yes, we all know how to get ourselves off, but the joy of a good handjob comes from letting go of that control and experiencing the sensations that only come when someone else touches you. And it isn’t just grabbing and tugging but should involve both hands stroking and massaging the entire groin area. I’d say I could probably change Daveys mind about hand jobs, but I’d rather save my skills for someone who appreciates them.

  • James Hart

    Enough of Davey Wavey. He’s so insignificant!

  • masc4masc

    this was actually kinda hot…..until that giant purse fell out of his mouth. I can halfway see Queerty’s obsession now. all he has to do is drop that irritating “y”, dress like this, keep his mouth shut at all times, and he’s definitely doable.

  • petensfo

    @James Hart: If I could give your comment a thumbs up, I totally would.

    I only watched b/c I thought eventually someone would drop their pants… shoulda known better.

  • hotshot70

    Just how is this Davey famous? Is he “Kardashian” famous? (as in, made a sex tape, but has no other skills)?

  • JDJase

    It’s astonishing to see how many people that claim they are so sick of seeing Davey Wavey purposely click a link to see Davey Wavey. Also, what is it about Queerty that attracts the dumbest of the dumb gays to the comments?

    @petensfo: You watched a Youtube video because you thought you were going to see dick? Are you retarded?

  • DerekR

    Hey BrianZ! Do you totally not know that no one cares about you or your preferences nor will we notice your entitled absence? Buh bye.

  • vive

    As an uncircumcised guy in the U.S., I just stay as far as possible away from guys’ hands.

    Public service announcement: What works for your circumcised penis will most probably hurt, or even damage, an uncut guy. The frenulum can tear.

  • Profe Sancho Panza

    Sometimes I have moments when I think about gay life today and I wish I were a young guy again. But then all I have to do is watch 30 seconds of a Davey Wavey video and I’m glad I’m not.

  • DickieJohnson

    @vive: UNLESS you encounter a devotee, no, a true worshipper of foreskin, such as myself! Having had my own hood removed at birth, mutilated without my permission, I have sought to caress and pleasure every divine prepuce I could find.

  • ontheupandup

    @vive: So true! And cut guys (who understandably don’t know any better) often need to be lovingly trained on how to give head to an uncut partner. It’s all about the subtlety and not what you seen in bad porn. But when he gets it right…DAMN!!

    @DickieJohnson: Wish I could find more like you in the U.S.!

  • Dxley

    Ain’t no uncut dick going anywhere near this body of mine. We all have preferences and this is one of my own!

  • DerekR

    Um Dixly please explain why would you care since you have clearly stated that you only get sucked and are a total top? Can anyone say serious issues yet again? And something tells me you should be incredibly thankful for each and every (any) dick that wants to get near that body. I’m just sayin…….

  • Dxley

    So? Even if I don’t suck it, I still don’t want to see it uncut.

  • vive

    @Dxley, an uncut dick looks the same as a cut dick when hard. But since you are a virgin, I won’t blame you for not knowing.

  • enlightenone

    @B Damion: Only when its not done right! Besides, if you use your mouth it is now a bj. What a waste of video – content useless!

  • enlightenone

    @Grrrowler: His voice is a turn-off itself!

  • Chris

    Huh? My reaction would be: “If you don’t like what I’m doing, just tell me and show me what you like. But spare me the lecture.”

    If someone went off on me like this guy just did in the video — lecture and all — I’d walk out at the end of his first words. What an self-absorbed, entitled drama queen!

  • crowebobby

    They may be a bore to receive, but they could be as exciting as hell to give to a stranger in a cinema in Rome or on 42nd Street.

  • Throbert McGee

    Clearly Davey has never had a decent handjob.

    Word. Show me a guy who doesn’t appreciate how incredibly exciting it can be to receive (or give) a properly-done handjob, and I’ll show you a guy who most likely lacks imagination and technique in other types of sex.

  • Throbert McGee

    P.S. Even better than handjobs: Penis-to-penis “frot” — where you’re using your own unit, rather than your hand, to caress and stimulate the other dude’s wang.

    P.P.S. Also, docking! (And if by chance both you and your partner are cut, you can STILL get a lot of the sensations of docking by sticking both boners into an inexpensive silicon-rubber “J/O sleeve”, or a pricier Fleshlight. Many, many highly intense options under the broad umbrella of “mutual masturbation.”)

  • spacecreature

    I find this guy very annoying!

  • yaletownman

    I think why so many folks click on this guy’s videos and stuff is that they keep expecting to see whatever it is others seem to be seeing that makes them relevant and interesting. I guess I’m blind because I keep trying and I never see it.

  • takingliberties

    He is a typical white boy.

  • FlyingTooFast

    I went to college with this boy.

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