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PHOTOS: David Beckham’s Crotch Returns For Armani

By Queerty Staff June 11, 2009 at 12:06pm · 9 comments

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OH SNAP — David Beckham introduces the fall/winter Armani Underwear campaign in London. (See the typical bulge shot below). (Photos: Splash News)

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9 Comments

demonW

just the one crotch-shot pic on page 2???
that’s *so* disappointing

June 11, 2009 at 1:06pm
Matt

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I wonder if those abs are real. I would have to diet for 10 years for that.

June 11, 2009 at 4:06pm
arrcee

Still lovely tho!

June 11, 2009 at 7:06pm
Bitch, please!

His crotch is just a “lump”–no outline of a dick, not even the bulge of his balls. I guess a turkey is not the only thing that is “stuffed”!

June 12, 2009 at 5:06am
OMG

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but who needs to be, when you’re this talented and hot? The man knows how to hit a ball, and damnit, he pretty too! Posh is one smart and lucky lady, bagging herself this delish piece of prime beef…

June 12, 2009 at 1:06pm
OutandProud

just balls no dick

June 13, 2009 at 4:06am
Lex

I don’t get all the hype surrounding him and that voice of his is a total turnoff.

June 14, 2009 at 1:06am
edgyguy1426

No. 3 hair looks a little hitlerian but what’s not to love about the Beckster

June 16, 2009 at 10:06pm
Roger

Ugh. What’s up with his HAIR? :-/

July 3, 2009 at 12:07pm