Tongue Thrashing

David Gest Slips Jeremy McConnell The Tongue On Celebrity Big Brother

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We’re not quite sure who Jeremy McConnell is, and David Gest’s face hasn’t haunted our nightmares since that whole Liza Minnelli thing back in the early ’00s, but here’s some video of them bumping tongues for your viewing displeasure.

They’re both currently thirsting for relevance in the Celebrity Big Brother house over in the U.K., and the terrifying tongue-wrestling was set up by by Kim Kardashian’s bestie Jonathan Cheban, who gave his housemates a parting gift before quitting.Screen Shot 2016-01-12 at 1.41.17 PM

Watch the NSFL (not safe for life) video below.

The deed is done in the last few seconds of the vid, and we haven’t seen this much built up something-terrible-is-about-to-happen tension since the moments before Carrie was doused in pig’s blood.

Remember, Queerty members: what is seen cannot be unseen: