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Dear Man With the Britney Spears Tattoo: Please Return the Stolen Chihuahua


Brian Dortort’s four-month-old Chihuahua, with the appropriately bourgy name Hudson Hayward Hemingway, went missing from the gay bar Georgie’s Alibi in Florida’s Broward County, where he was throwing a friend’s birthday party. He let another man hold his dog — which he brought to the bar — who then ran off with the $1,000 pooch. The suspect is described “as a thin man about 5 feet 10 inches tall … weigh[ing] about 160 pounds, has short brown hair and tattoos, including one on his arm or neck that says ‘Britney Spears.'” Of course he does.

On:           Aug 24, 2009
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    • Namaste85

      and the award for idiot of the century goes to…THE GUY WITH THE BRITNEY ON HIS BACK! COM3ON DOWN AND TURN IN YOUR BALLS AND PENIS!

      Aug 24, 2009 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • trickytoro

      Is bourgy really an adjective?

      Aug 24, 2009 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j

      @trickytoro: I think he means Bourgeoisie.

      Aug 24, 2009 at 11:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adriana

      Hey People!!!!
      Watch Britney Spears SEX TAPE at….


      Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy…
      Good Quality video… ;-)

      Sep 26, 2009 at 12:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mystic69

      you’re a total fans of Britney man.

      Jan 7, 2011 at 3:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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