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“Dear Paparazzi, Remember: I Kick People’s Asses For a Living”

SPL90147_006 OH SNAP — The Transporter‘s Jason Statham taking a dip in Malibu, visibly perturbed that his every stroke is captured by photographers.

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18 Comments*

  • Coke

    He’s gotta know that he’s very stare-at-able.

  • rogue dandelion

    he is starting to resemble bruce willis…

  • m2mswva

    Very hot couple.

  • dvlaries

    Don’t worry, someday soon enough you’ll be Jason “Who?” again, photographers won’t care what you’re doin’, and you’ll have something new to be perturbed about.

  • scott

    ha. I thought he was Bruce Willis as well.

    did he gain some weight or is that just a bad shot. Because he was ripped in that last movie, no?

  • Shawn

    I think he looks FINE! He’s so virile.

  • me

    His legs are really short. Wow.

  • tavdy79

    @rogue dandelion: This is a good thing IMO: Bruce Willis is still fuckable – but Sly and Arnie? Not so much.

  • Karloff

    @scott: You have to remember, Scott, the movies aren’t real. Jason is sexy, but starting to get overexposed (or do I just get bored too easily?)

  • dellisonly

    Looking like Willis sans the talent. He has made the same two movies six times. Sad, really really sad.

  • Andrew W

    He’s probably one of the most bankable (and bangable) movie stars out there at the moment. Nothing sad about that.

  • martymartymarty

    Who’s that with him?

  • akn

    @martymartymarty:

    It looks like Jason Flemyng. They both had roles in “Snatch”.

  • John

    I stood behind him at Poquito Mas (mexican fast food) on Sunset and was totally surprised to find out he is MY height (5’9″) and VERY VERY compact and tiny…I guess the camera makes you look taller and more buff because he looked like a 14 year old boy with a high hairline. It’s like meeting Tom Cruise who is 5’6″, you just expect more and this little dude walks in and you’re like “HOW?”

  • GranDiva

    A Bruce Willis/Jason Statham sandwich? MMM-MMM-GOOD.

  • tofer david

    the water must be cold, just saying

  • osocubano

    I’ll be happy to warm him up…

  • Bitch, Please!

    Yeah he is hot, but kinda flat assed. I am an ass-man and this hot dude was short changed with a pan-cake ass.

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