That's So Gay

Dear Straight Girls: Stop Collecting Us

Non-sexual gay best friends are hotter accessories than labradoodles! We know how to dress our straight girl friends, console them, teach them how to give BJs, and deliver witty punchlines they’ll butcher when repeating them to their straight girlfriends. Watch Bryan Safi insult any girl who still thinks it’s trendy tobe able to say she “has gay friends.”