“Delinquent Hag.”

John Waters popped into The Daily Show last night and reminisced about his school years: “I couldn’t win any fight. Anyone could beat me up. So in high school, as a juvenile delinquent hag basically, I learned that – people who could beat you up – if you could make them laugh, they wouldn’t beat you up, and maybe they would sleep with you!” We should try that… [Towleroad]