– Robert Pattinson is the new face of Dior Homme fragrance and that face looks already bored with it.
– Real Housewife of New York Ramona Singer is taking Off-Broadway by drunken storm by producing (and if there’s a God: starring in) the musical 50 Shades of Fucked Up.
– The kids from real life Bling Ring, “Where Are They Now?” Well, not in jail anymore. One was released in April, another is married with a kid, and even more frightening, a third member is becoming a lawyer.
– Demi Moore is apparently showing off pics of former husband/boytoy Ashton Kutcher‘s unimpressive manhood — though what’s really amazing is the story’s accompanying image.Talk about product placement.
– Swagger’s Bachelors of Summer make us glad we’re still single.
– In a surprise twist, Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of Betty Ford for being “disruptive.”
– This Is the End was hilarious and pretty heavy on the gay sex jokes.