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Demi Moore Publicly Unwraps Ashton Kutcher’s Small Package, Robert Pattinson For Dior & More!

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Robert Pattinson is the new face of Dior Homme fragrance and that face looks already bored with it.

Real Housewife of New York Ramona Singer is taking Off-Broadway by drunken storm by producing (and if there’s a God: starring in) the musical 50 Shades of Fucked Up.

– The kids from real life Bling Ring, “Where Are They Now?” Well, not in jail anymore. One was released in April, another is married with a kid, and even more frightening, a third member is becoming a lawyer.

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Demi Moore is apparently showing off pics of former husband/boytoy Ashton Kutcher‘s unimpressive manhood — though what’s really amazing is the story’s accompanying image.Talk about product placement.

– Swagger’s Bachelors of  Summer make us glad we’re still single.

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– Here’s Cristiano Ronaldo just catching some rays with a dude-friend.

– In a surprise twist, Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of Betty Ford for being “disruptive.”

This Is the End was hilarious and pretty heavy on the gay sex jokes.

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11 Comments

  • Homophile

    Unless it’s a micropenis, I’d still happily invite him to bed.

  • Mr. E. Jones

    Robert Pattinson is the new face of Dior Homme fragrance and that face looks already bored with it.

    Someone tell Mr. Pattinson that cologne does not replace a shower.

  • 2eo

    @Mr. E. Jones: After twilight, a complete decontamination is the order of the day.

    At least he hated it.

  • HirsuteOne

    I’m sure that Demi isn’t a size queen. It was big enough that she danced on that pole for 9 years. Plus, she was just off of Bruce who isn’t a record setter. This is about revenge.

    Kutch will find a way to make this humorous and turn it around.

  • Caleb in SC

    @HirsuteOne: Exactly. If he didn’t satisfy her, she should never have married him. I love the double standard at work here: It’s ok for a woman to talk about a guy’s manhood, but God forbid any man comment on his ex’s fat ass or tiny tits.

  • Mr. E. Jones

    @Caleb in SC:

    It’s ok for a woman to talk about a guy’s manhood, but God forbid any man comment on his ex’s fat ass or tiny tits.

    Which shows how nasty women can be. They ridicule height, hair loss, penis size; things men can’t change. And men ridicule weight, hairstyles, and boobs; things women can change. But men are pigs.

  • Cam

    Wow, just when I thought I couldn’t have a lower opinion of Moore.

    Don’t get me wrong, kutcher isn’t my favorite, but at the age she is 50? 60? to still be acting like a Jr. high school kid should be embarrassing for her.

  • HernanMinogue

    Moore is just jealous that Ashton Kutcher is now dating a much younger beautiful woman that is Mila Kunis. He got tired of fucking her saggy pussy. :)

  • davidjohng

    @Caleb in SC:
    Exactly. What is it with these women making comments about a man’s penis size. Camille Grammar making comments about Kelsey’s “size” on television interview shows for example. It just shows such “low classness” and it reflects more on the woman saying it than it does the man it is supposed to hurt.

  • TampaBayTed

    It’s funny that in his role in Two and a Half Men, Ashton’s very large endowment is part of the gags on the show. Overcompensating? Maybe these celebrity wives should take a look at their own lady parts…so loose that even John Holmes couldn’t satisfy them…so dry it was like screwing a bucket of kitty litter…so unhygienic that it took industrial strength Summer’s Eve to provide a pleasing aroma…chronic yeast infections that made muff diving unpalatable? Both sexes can be cruel especially when the relationship ended badly.

  • corey

    WTF did Demi do to her face?

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