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Democrats To GOP: “Would You Please Tell Us About Your DOMA Defense?” GOP: “Haha, No.”

Several House Democrats looking to repeal the so-called Defense of Marriage Act recently wrote a letter to the Republican-led DOMA defense team (aka the Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group) to see if they might perhaps hold a briefing where representatives could hear the legal arguments supporting DOMA. In response, Republican speaker of the House and BLAG-head John Boehner basically said, ‘You are correct. We are defending DOMA in court. OKTHXBAI.’

Did they really expect more from the man who doesn’t want American taxpayers to see defend DOMA on television? Silly donkeys.

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