PROPHETIC TUNES

Denver Airport Penis Prophet Also An Apocalyptic Musician

William Tapley calls himself the “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse.” We however still refer to him as “the guy who found a bunch penises all over the Denver Airport.” Tapley recently wrote and performed a song about God’s wrath which includes a line about being “hammered hard” and the curious acronym “D.U.M.B.” when referring to caves. Hmm…

We’re pretty sure he’s single, so if there are any silver fox lovers out there c’mon and rub keyboards with the “Co-Profit of the End Times.”

Wait… co-profit? So who is this other co-profit and where is his music video?

Via Joe.My.God.