TAKING IT SLOW

The U.S. Health Dept. Will Rethink Letting Homos Donate Blood… In 2 Or 3 Years

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If you’re “a male who has had sexual contact with another male, even once, since 1977,” the Department of Health and Human Resources doesn’t want your faggoty blood. In fact, they declined to overturn the gay blood ban back in 2010. But now Senator John Kerry and Representative Mike Quigley have gotten HHS to reconsider lifting the ban, but first HHS needs two or three years to figure out how to keep homos from infecting the entire nation’s blood supply with Super AIDS! So you can continue lying and breaking the law to help dying people (though you might get sued or turned away for seeming too faggy) or you can just stay at home and eat Ho-Hos.

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