Designer Chris March Gets The Bravo Reality Show He Was Always Meant To Have

Just when LOGO was getting back in the game of being television’s gay network, along comes Bravo announcing its new slate of pick ups. And dammit, they be homosessual!

Four new reality shows are coming:

Dean’s List, about the hairstylist Dean Banowetz. Hair and homosexuals!
• An untitled Chris March show, about the loud-laughed gay Project Runway contestant and drag queen costume designer. He will welcome gay icons like Madonna, and probably a few trannies you’ve seen in Hell’s Kitchen
&buul; Roble & Co., which follows “hip hop” chef Roble Ali in Brooklyn. He’s about as fabulous a chef as you can get
Thicker Than Water is a mutli-generational family drama, which better include a gay kid

Quick, LOGO, order up a show about gay cater-waiters. Get back in the game. Before Bravo has another Christian Siriano Moment.

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