In a feeble attempt to win her father’s good graces, Donald Trump‘s forgotten fourth child, Tiffany, made a rare appearance last night at the Republican National Convention, where she trashed the media and compared her dad to God.
“My father is the only person to challenge the establishment, the entrenched bureaucracy,” the 26-year-old Georgetown Law Center graduate gushed during her six uninspiring minutes at the podium.
She also attacked the media, tech companies, and the American education system for keeping people “mentally enslaved.”
“People must recognize that our thoughts, opinions, and even the choice of who we vote for are being manipulated and invisibly coerced,” she warned.
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Things got really weird when Tiffany said “believing in miracles is a gift from God,” a nod to her father saying that “one day, like a miracle, [coronavirus] will disappear.” Then she tried arguing that he is a man of faith.
Not only that, but she argued that everything he does is driven by the man upstairs.
“God has blessed us with unstoppable spirit,” she blabbed. “His spirit, the American spirit. My dad has proven to be driven by that spirit. He has demonstrated his faith in his uncompromising heart and actions. My father has made me believe that America can truly be great again!”
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Here’s how Twitter responded to Tiffany’s speech…
“I’m Tiffany Trump and I’ve loved my dad Donald J Trump ever since I met him in 2015”
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) August 26, 2020
Tiffany Trump, who has been low-key over the past 4 years, slides into 2020 revealing she’s just as amoral as everyone else in her family.
— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) August 26, 2020
I’m convinced Tiffany Trump has never met Donald Trump
— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) August 26, 2020
trump’s forgotten daughter, Tiffany trump, is talking now. And when she’s done, I will go back to forgetting about her.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) August 26, 2020
“God has blessed us with unstoppable Spirit, His Spirit, the American Spirit”
– Tiffany Trump doing a blasphemy at the 2020 convention.#RNC2020 #MakeAmericaBlasphemousAgain I guess? pic.twitter.com/lwkqiWBd1F— Bill (@Billiswriting) August 26, 2020
I can’t believe they followed Bondi’s anti-nepotism remarks with Tiffany Trump, not bothering to insert a speaker between them.
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) August 26, 2020
Congratulations Tiffany Trump on being the only adult Trump child to not be penalized for charity fraud.
Oh, and for the speaking gig at #RNC2020 right after Pam Bondi railed against nepotism. That too.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 26, 2020
Wait, there’s a Tiffany Trump? @realDonaldTrump
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) August 26, 2020
Just a reminder that Trump has more pictures with child traffickers than Tiffany Trump.#TrumpChaos
— Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02) August 26, 2020
Remember that Tiffany Trump’s dad had an affair on her mother with his current wife. Dumped her mom, made her sign a non disclosure and only gave her a $1M in the divorce settlement. He’s a ‘billionaire’ supposedly
— Angela Melini (@angelamelini) August 26, 2020
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Cam
Can we also talk about the fact that if you put her and Kimberly Guilefoyle next to each other, they litterally have the exact same overly heavy, parted in the middle, too many extensions hair style and similar makeup. Apparently the Trumps can only afford one stylist and they obviously aren’t gay.
bodie425
Or, maybe he/she is gay and it’s payback time!
ScottOnEarth
Because those are the most important elements of their ridiculous speeches.
michael_totzke
Does she have enough makeup spackled on ???
Chrisk
I watched 3 minutes of her lame cue card reading and turned it off.
Prax07
Another Trump with a face only a fist could love.
Mister P
It is shocking that a lot of people believe the nonsense she is spewing.
yah_sure_youbetcha
That was nice, Tiffany, but daddy still says you’re fat.
DarkZephyr
She was the one Trump child I didn’t loath and didn’t make me want to puke and I actually felt for her. Well she now makes me want to puke, so congratulations to her. She proves she’s just as despicable as her ratty siblings.
PoetDaddy
So I guess she’s gone all in with evil. He must have threatened her allowance.
missvamp
right? she drank the family koolaid.
vinnieboiblue
Honey get off the hallucinating vapors. Your father is comparable to the Devil’s many demons. One who poses as a do gooder but is actually a evil corrupter.
ChadDarnell
Just… thank you for this headline. I needed that.
justgeo
Maybe she needs to drink the bleach that is on her hair!
tameron1
She is desperately trying to keep her inheritance and her monthly income coming in from her criminal, mafia father. God forbid if she had to work for a living, and of course she will call him God or Emperor or whatever his ego requires.
toddlicious
Awwww, Tiffany, daddy will never want to f*** you like he wants to f*** Ivanka…. Good job keeping yourself on the payroll though. Might want to reconsider those veneers and that nose job. Your lips can’t close over those chompers, and you clearly can’t breathe through that nose. Guess it just makes you a mouth breather like eric…
marctopgun
She is brainwashed. Anything to get in his good graces and she looks like a drag queen (a bad one)
Cam
To use a tired saying…..
This headline is giving me life!
Hdtex
Hey Tif…..your daddy still doesn’t love you. He never will.
rocknstan
Wouldn’t it be grand if these miserable offspring would have to make it in a world without their money– even for one day?
Tiffany was the only one of the four children whom I held out some hope for.
This first family represents everything that is infected in Amerikkka.
Oh, and … what iron-clad non-disclosure agreements must the others have signed?!
SteveM
She looks and talks like the moron she is. She’s probably too stupid to pass any bar exam.
MISTERJETT
PRAY PRAY PRAY THAT THIS FAMILY OF MORONS WILL HAVE TO HIRE A MOVING VAN IN JANUARY. PRAY!!!!!!!
MynameisSid
Well there’s no way he’s sleeping with THAT daughter!
Joshooeerr
The humiliating things a girl has to do for her allowance.
Blitz
I wonder if she sits on daddy’s lap too
MISTERJETT
when ivanka moves over.
Hdtex
I guarantee you she waited for the check to cash before speaking. Miss Tiffany barely seems to care about Daddy unless she gets paid for it.
startenout
To quote Wanda Sykes: “Who the f*** is Tiffany Trump? …. She ain’t on our radar. Sh** she ain’t even on Trump’s radar.” LOL
The real Bruce
Watching her waddle out in that 70’s powder blue pant suit, I thought OMG! Then, the Tammy Faye make-up job, I thought OMG! All that hair, well ya know, OMG! And then comparing her father to almost the second coming, I thought, please come and get her Satan, she’s ready! Maybe the heat will unclog her sinuses. Whew!!
Kevan1
Why waste your time with these people. They sold their souls years ago.
Ronbo
Side note: Your editor and author of this piece, Graham Gremore, repeatedly pushed a false story to benefit a conservative over a progressive. The New York Times characterized the false propaganda “Alex Morse Was Accused, Condemned and Then Vindicated.”
You should check to see if your employee, Graham Gremore, has come onto a fresh pile of cash and prizes.
ShowMeGuy
I had no idea that Tiffany could speak without sitting on someone’s lap with their hand in her back.
vinnieboiblue
Poor Tiffany still sucking up to her egomaniac daddy. Your father is the god of flies on a pile of manure that comes out of his mouth.
darkanser
I’m impressed that she graduated from law school. There my kudos end!!!