In a feeble attempt to win her father’s good graces, Donald Trump‘s forgotten fourth child, Tiffany, made a rare appearance last night at the Republican National Convention, where she trashed the media and compared her dad to God.
“My father is the only person to challenge the establishment, the entrenched bureaucracy,” the 26-year-old Georgetown Law Center graduate gushed during her six uninspiring minutes at the podium.
She also attacked the media, tech companies, and the American education system for keeping people “mentally enslaved.”
“People must recognize that our thoughts, opinions, and even the choice of who we vote for are being manipulated and invisibly coerced,” she warned.
Things got really weird when Tiffany said “believing in miracles is a gift from God,” a nod to her father saying that “one day, like a miracle, [coronavirus] will disappear.” Then she tried arguing that he is a man of faith.
Not only that, but she argued that everything he does is driven by the man upstairs.
“God has blessed us with unstoppable spirit,” she blabbed. “His spirit, the American spirit. My dad has proven to be driven by that spirit. He has demonstrated his faith in his uncompromising heart and actions. My father has made me believe that America can truly be great again!”
Here’s how Twitter responded to Tiffany’s speech…
“I’m Tiffany Trump and I’ve loved my dad Donald J Trump ever since I met him in 2015”
Tiffany Trump, who has been low-key over the past 4 years, slides into 2020 revealing she’s just as amoral as everyone else in her family.
— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) August 26, 2020
I’m convinced Tiffany Trump has never met Donald Trump
— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) August 26, 2020
trump’s forgotten daughter, Tiffany trump, is talking now. And when she’s done, I will go back to forgetting about her.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) August 26, 2020
“God has blessed us with unstoppable Spirit, His Spirit, the American Spirit”
– Tiffany Trump doing a blasphemy at the 2020 convention.#RNC2020 #MakeAmericaBlasphemousAgain I guess? pic.twitter.com/lwkqiWBd1F
— Bill (@Billiswriting) August 26, 2020
I can’t believe they followed Bondi’s anti-nepotism remarks with Tiffany Trump, not bothering to insert a speaker between them.
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) August 26, 2020
Congratulations Tiffany Trump on being the only adult Trump child to not be penalized for charity fraud.
Oh, and for the speaking gig at #RNC2020 right after Pam Bondi railed against nepotism. That too.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 26, 2020
Wait, there’s a Tiffany Trump? @realDonaldTrump
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) August 26, 2020
Just a reminder that Trump has more pictures with child traffickers than Tiffany Trump.#TrumpChaos
— Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02) August 26, 2020
Remember that Tiffany Trump’s dad had an affair on her mother with his current wife. Dumped her mom, made her sign a non disclosure and only gave her a $1M in the divorce settlement. He’s a ‘billionaire’ supposedly
— Angela Melini (@angelamelini) August 26, 2020