Comes Out As "Sexually Ambiguous"

‘Details’ Is Gay

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Details magazine has gotten a lot of shit for it’s moderately offensive “Gay Or…” column. Apparently they’re trying to make up for it with this comparison of homos and heteros. As you can see, Details gays are indistinguishable from the monthly’s straights. That, of course, is nothing new.

In case you can read the fine print, the “Anthropology” reads:

One’s hot for the ladies, the other much prefers his fellow man. Whether he’s cruising the nearest glory hole or picking up the scent of a woman, this guy advances the Homo sapiens agenda: eating, sleeping, and tending to his inflamed nether regions. So get a grip on your manhood, because behind two great sexual orientations stands a great one-track mind.

Meanwhile, can you believe Details finally came out as “sexually ambiguous”?