and, scene!

Diary of a Sean Cody Performer

So I ended up standing in an awkward position, corkscrewing a limp dick dildo into my ass, making noises that I feared were “too gay,” and hoping that I wouldn’t look completely ridiculous in the process. Have I mentioned yet that they fucked my hair up? OMG, maybe I’m too gay afterall, but don’t fuck with a bitch’s weave! GOD!

—Devon Hunter, the porn performer, describing his first scene shooting (as “Ryan”) for the studio It might not be the most revealing or the most nuanced of pullquotes to use, but it’s the one I laughed at the hardest. It’s a pretty interesting read, if you’re into behind-the-scenes tell-alls. WHICH YOU ALL ARE. [via, possibly NSFW; image via]