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Dick Santorum Is Having None Of Rick Perry’s Gay Marriage Support

GOP poop-lover Dick Santorum has gotten all sassy up in Texas Governor Rick Perry‘s crawl because of Perry’s lukewarm support of New York’s passage of marriage equality. Perry said, “Our friends in New York six weeks ago passed a statute that said marriage can be between two people of the same sex. And you know what? That’s New York, and that’s their business, and that’s fine with me. That is their call. If you believe in the 10th Amendment, stay out of their business.” But Santorum, had to chime in by tweeting, “So Gov Perry, if a state wanted to allow polygamy or if they chose to deny heterosexuals the right to marry, would that be OK too?”

Oh, Rick… leave Perry alone. Perry hangs out with anti-gay hate groups—isn’t that enough? Besides, all the catty tweets in the world aren’t gonna change your last place finish in the GOP Presidential race… nor will they help your Google problem.

You boys should settle this the old fashioned way—Roman-Greco wrestling.