Butt Dialed?

Did Ke$ha Mean To Booty Call Jake Shears Last Night or Is She Just Confused?

THE SHOT: The great unicorn-defending songstress, Ke$h-ha, turned up at last night’s Booty Call party in San Francisco’s Castro district to hang out with her “friend” Jake Shears and the ever-iconic SF drag impressario Juanita More! (for clarity’s sake, Juanita is the one in red). At one point Ke$h-ha was heard asking infamous party promoter Joshua J., “Who in here is straight? I want to make out with someone.”

Sadly, when the gays got rowdy, Ke$h-ha was ushered back to her trash-dumpster while Jake Shears continued to party in da’ club, like any good gay should. Apparently Shears isn’t going anywhere soon, as he is reportedly spinning at Cockfight with David Geffen’s boyfriend Jeremy Lingvall, auspiciously the rumored DJ Duo Crystal Pepsi.