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Do These Spandex Pants Make Chris Brown Look Gay?

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When not criticized for assault, rebounding singer Chris Brown is being attacked for his fashion. Namely, his tight pants. Because they make him look gay!

Brown’s history of slacks slagging is not new. In 2007, he was bagged for wearing pants that enhanced his bulge. In 2008, he was harped on for wearing tight pants too low. And in 2009 (i.e. just this week), he’s being blasted for his new album Graffiti‘s cover, where he sports Spandex pants in an homage to Space Jam.

But ever the confident heterosexual — and likely pleased to be attacked for something other than domestic violence — Brown is denouncing the haters. On The Twitter! He writes in a trio of tweets:

“My fashion isn’t limited to baggy azz jeans and fitted caps. I did that in ‘05. Cmon son. Hating is so lame…”

“WHO CARES IF MY PANTS R FITTED. its called fashion. IM SO TIRED OF CLOSED MINDED PEOPLE. IM 100% COMFORTABLE WIT MY SEXUALITY. IM A GROWN MAN”

“I get paid to do this…U don’t get paid to hate…So why do it loser?”

For the record, Brown is also “so tired” of women who talk back. Fag.