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Do We Want to See Francois Sagat Slay His Mortal Enemies? Or Jake Gyllenhaal Play With Golden Penis?

Tough call: Are we more excited about L.A. Zombie, the urban gore flick starring director Bruce LaBruce’s ‘s porn friends including Francois Sagat, or Prince of Persia, starring white man Jake Gyllenhaal making use of a mystic phallus?

It probably doesn’t matter how much we are excited, given this: All of Sagat’s headlining movies perform relatively well commercially (given their budgets and distribution), while Gyllenhaal’s Zodiac and Jarhead have been, well, flops.