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Do You Want to Write Michael Lucas’s Memoirs?


Though Chapters 1-12 (or is that one through ten?; link NSFW) will be titled “Dick: Giving It and Getting It,” we’re sure Lucas Entertainment’s proprietor Michael Lucas will include at least one section on his feelings about Muslims. And if you want to appear on the cover of Lucas’s book — next to “by Michael Lucas,” and your name in smaller print adjacent to the word “with” — there’s good news: He’s still hunting for a scribe to write down all of his tales.

Village Voice columnist Michael Musto says he already turned down the gig, and recommended another gay writer — who also turned it down. And recommended Musto.

Small world. Big dicks.