Dobson Can’t Take The Heat

We’re not sure if you guys have heard the heart-breaking news, but Focus on the Family president James Dobson has dropped disgraced Evangelical leader Ted Haggard “sexual counseling” from his schedule. Yes, it’s true.
The New York Times reports:

Citing a lack of time, Focus on the Family founder James Dobson withdrew Tuesday from the team overseeing counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard, the evangelical pastor who was fired amid allegations of gay sex and drug use.

”Emotionally and spiritually, I wanted to be of help — but the reality is I don’t have the time to devote to such a critical responsibility,” Dobson said.

What’s that even mean?

Does it mean he’s too busy restructuring his politically-linked game after the Republican’s got their asses kicked? Or does it mean his powers are no match for Ted Haggard’s homo-ways? We don’t know.

We do know that if we were Ted Haggard right now, we’d be really pissed.