Rolling In The Gays

Doctor Claims Listening To Adele Will Turn You Gay

Adele Brit Awards 2012Adele will turn you gay, according to retired Texan doctor John Smid.

The UK’s Channel 4 will show a one-off documentary tonight, following openly gay (and rather handsome) Dr. Christian Jessen as he visits a bunch of ‘gay cure’ doctors to discuss their alleged cures.

Dr. Jessen will look at fairly mundane and harmless activities such as colour therapy, or changing the kind of music you listen to, favoured by Dr Smid. Apparently music popular within the gay community should be avoided, so no more Adele, Gaga, Kylie, etc…

He’ll also look into the horrifying “aversion therapy,” formerly available on the UK’s National Health Service, which involves spending up to three days in your own vomit, urine and feces.

The Channel 4 website says that Dr Jessen undergoes “as many therapies as possible,” setting out to prove or disprove their claims by offering himself up as a suitable case for treatment.

He says: “I am astounded that in this day and age people still think that being gay is a curable condition. It’s a load of utter rubbish.”

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